Love this 951 listing
#1
Pro
Thread Starter
#6
Addict
Rennlist Member
Rennlist Member
![Default](https://rennlist.com/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Text should definitely be immortalized here ![Smilie](https://rennlist.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
![Smilie](https://rennlist.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
This is for the truly discerning man who understands that the right mix of class and power is to have an abundance of both. This pearl white chariot will take you to concerts, ball fields, and the apartment of that new intern from Argentina. Don't get a classless Boxster or Carrera - get a real car meticulously assembled by the best mechanics in the world at the Zuffenhausen factory in 1986. Fewer than 11,000 of these cars were ever produced - she's rarer than your Rolex. This car has been fully upgraded for track racing. Professionally balanced so that when she is 1/2 full of high octane and has 185 pounds of toned muscle in the driver's seat the weight distribution is exactly 25% on each wheel. Her four 12" Brembo discs stay cool with custom ventilation piping that 170 MPH breeze over their slotted surface. So, your buddy in the passenger seat just told you he's decided to become a vegetarian - tap these suckers and break his stupid noise on the dashboard - cause hey, you're doing the guy a favor.
And if during one of the many getaway chases you'll be leading something goes terribly awry and you accidently go off that overpass, at least you'll be in one piece when you're incarcerated - 'cause this baby is outfitted with a rollcage, Sparco Evo racing seat, and 5-point Simpson harness. Hear that lion roaring under the hood? That is 2.6 liters of double camshafted, turbocharged adrenaline. The whole thing has been gone through by Auto Edge Racing. We are talking over $7,000 in racing upgrades.
She is the real deal with a 5 speed rear mounted transmission handling all that power through a high performance puck clutch with less than 10,000 miles on the clutch. Don't show up expecting to test drive this beauty unless you know how to drive a manual & have cash in hand.
So, you're ready to have this white stallion in your stable? Then you better be willing to fork over $11,000 american. Or if you have a blue water sailboat in the caribbean I'd be willing to swap.
Shoot me an email and we can set up a meeting.
And if during one of the many getaway chases you'll be leading something goes terribly awry and you accidently go off that overpass, at least you'll be in one piece when you're incarcerated - 'cause this baby is outfitted with a rollcage, Sparco Evo racing seat, and 5-point Simpson harness. Hear that lion roaring under the hood? That is 2.6 liters of double camshafted, turbocharged adrenaline. The whole thing has been gone through by Auto Edge Racing. We are talking over $7,000 in racing upgrades.
She is the real deal with a 5 speed rear mounted transmission handling all that power through a high performance puck clutch with less than 10,000 miles on the clutch. Don't show up expecting to test drive this beauty unless you know how to drive a manual & have cash in hand.
So, you're ready to have this white stallion in your stable? Then you better be willing to fork over $11,000 american. Or if you have a blue water sailboat in the caribbean I'd be willing to swap.
Shoot me an email and we can set up a meeting.
Trending Topics
#8
Rennlist Member
![Default](https://rennlist.com/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Haha...that's hilarious. Better watch out if he takes you for a drive and "breaks your noise". What a dip****! 2.6ltr twin cam turbo and all the rest of the upgrades for $7000.
#11
Instructor
![Default](https://rennlist.com/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
2.6 DOHC aside - Who welds a rollcage in a car without removing rear seats? ?? ? ? ????? ? ? ? ??
i think the amount of question marks up there still does not reflect how "surprised" I am...
i think the amount of question marks up there still does not reflect how "surprised" I am...
Last edited by Kris H; 07-28-2015 at 02:27 AM.