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Old 11-30-2006 | 02:17 PM
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To All:

I am hereby posting a nice ransom. After years of being tormented by Luis, I am now going to turn this around on him. Did you guys ever see the movie Ransom with Mel Gibson? Well, that is me now.

So here is the deal:

If someone can provide me with pics of Luis, I will find a way, somehow, to get you a FV Gallon drum of xylene! Since it is a petroleum based product, it is a commodity that fluctuates with the market conditions. As of now, it retails for about $50/FV. So the first person that can get me 2 recent pics of him, verify somehow that it is actually him and not some Amigo in the streets, I swear I will get you that prize. I want pics of him bad, and am now placing a bounty on it. And if this doesn't get a response, just like in the movie, I think I'm going to keep raising the stakes too.

All serious people please PM me. And as evilBay says, "Buyer Beware that all information has been disclosed too". Maybe I can cross post this in the 928 forums too, since they all love him there, hummm. Food for thought.

Now let's see who gets who...


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Old 11-30-2006 | 02:22 PM
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Sorry to say, but this post is way off topic. Please let's not pollute this technical forum with stuff like this.


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Old 11-30-2006 | 02:23 PM
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Don't forget the corvette guys (if they can remember he insulted them) hehe.
Old 11-30-2006 | 02:24 PM
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Sorry to say, but this post is way off topic. Please let's not pollute this technical forum with stuff like this.

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Nice try Lart

Guns: Good point!

Old 11-30-2006 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by D944tech
Sorry to say, but this post is way off topic. Please let's not pollute this technical forum with stuff like this.


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carefull you'll get reported.
Old 11-30-2006 | 02:26 PM
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carefull you'll get reported.
Thanks K.

Old 11-30-2006 | 02:28 PM
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For what doing the same $hit back to him? Haha good one.

D944 become a member then tell us what to do k? Thanks.
Old 11-30-2006 | 02:29 PM
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A picture already exists....

Lart is that large naked gentleman with a beard sitting at a computer.
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I searched high and low and I think I found him:



I'll pm you my address for the prize.
Old 11-30-2006 | 02:38 PM
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I searched high and low and I think I found him:



I'll pm you my address for the prize.
OK Jeremey. Smarty.

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Would a picture of his belly count?

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Dunno NJ, I think I'll have to wait till the stakes are a little higher before I **** off a local supplier of engine components...

Paparazzi... that sounds like a cool new gig! I'd better get to work on my tan! Now I just need something with a fart can and some knock-off Coco Channel wraparoung sunglasses and I'm in.
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Dunno NJ, I think I'll have to wait till the stakes are a little higher before I **** off a local supplier of engine components...

Paparazzi... that sounds like a cool new gig! I'd better get to work on my tan! Now I just need something with a fart can and some knock-off Coco Channel wraparoung sunglasses and I'm in.
Old 11-30-2006 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ibkevin
Dunno NJ, I think I'll have to wait till the stakes are a little higher before I **** off a local supplier of engine components...

Paparazzi... that sounds like a cool new gig! I'd better get to work on my tan! Now I just need something with a fart can and some knock-off Coco Channel wraparoung sunglasses and I'm in.
I heard fart can! You can borrow my civic.
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Congratulations on spelling ransom correctly (twice), placing the post in the wrong forum (clogging the technical forum), and attacking a fellow board member all in one post. You're special!


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