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Old 10-01-2006, 09:22 PM
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I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly ******ed the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 951 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking from underneath.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? *


Credit to user "viajero" on Ninja 250 rider's club for this post


saw this on the benz forum thought it was pretty good
Old 10-01-2006, 09:28 PM
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Wow... that was a awesome post!!!

Almost had me goin
Old 10-01-2006, 09:37 PM
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LOL! Xsboost90 used this a while ago, good laugh thanks for sharing.
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Ignore the oil leak.
, get a new wife
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LOL good one
Old 10-01-2006, 10:14 PM
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I was so ready to respond to that!!!!

Old 10-02-2006, 01:17 AM
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good one wolfe! maybe get the wife to fix the oil leak to keep her busy and out of mischief.
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Was the oil leaking from under the wife or the car?
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OH MY GOD, THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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My Avatar illustrates my relationship priority...
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Maybe, if you're lucky, she's fooling around with a Porsche tech. If she isn't, introduce her to some. (lol)
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lol............... mmmaaannnnnn
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The poor man is hurting and you guys are laughing at him. Shame on you!

Anyway, if you could fix it yourself like a real man, maybe your wife wouldn't be catting around on you!

Go out and buy the Haynes manual and all your problems will be solved.
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Originally Posted by JDeitz951
The poor man is hurting and you guys are laughing at him. Shame on you!

Anyway, if you could fix it yourself like a real man, maybe your wife wouldn't be catting around on you!

Go out and buy the Haynes manual and all your problems will be solved.

hooke, line... and sinker...

Old 10-08-2006, 08:16 AM
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i was reading this and thinking ...this isnt somthing for tech forum...why isnt he posting in off topic..funny


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