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Old 09-14-2004 | 07:01 AM
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What material your lugnuts are made out of, or what a triple square is, or how to remove a 944 distributor cap, or have never had dirty fingernails - DON"T answer tech. questions - you knuckleheads!!!
Speculation from a turkey doesn't help anyone here.
I have just read the STUPIDEST F-in **** I have ever seen here.
Really, if you don't know anything, shut the hell up - thanks.
Old 09-14-2004 | 07:05 AM
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The cap is easy to remove, just make sure you got a VERY short screw driver. Two bolts holding the cap, on on top, one right below, more details found here: http://www.clarks-garage.com/shop-manual/ign-01.htm

The lugnuts, now aren't these made from aluminum? that's why they are so light? i maybe wronge here
Old 09-14-2004 | 07:39 AM
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You just couldn't stay away could you hosrom
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Im afraid im cursed

Did i mention anything wronge this time? that is how i removed the cap
Old 09-14-2004 | 12:27 PM
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hosrom, are you being serious in that reply to special tool's post, or just messing around? Because he wasn't asking for info on that ****.
Old 09-14-2004 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by special tool
What material your lugnuts are made out of, or what a triple square is, or how to remove a 944 distributor cap, or have never had dirty fingernails - DON"T answer tech. questions - you knuckleheads!!!
Speculation from a turkey doesn't help anyone here.
I have just read the STUPIDEST F-in **** I have ever seen here.
Really, if you don't know anything, shut the hell up - thanks.
Amen.


Thank you.


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Amen brother.
Old 09-14-2004 | 02:13 PM
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Madnat: No, just messing with him he thinks im googoo.......

Special Tool: Now seriously, are you MAINLY aiming at me? i know somethings in the past were not 'reasonable'..........
Old 09-14-2004 | 02:21 PM
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special tool-
that's why my ignore list grows almost daily
Old 09-14-2004 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by special tool
I have just read the STUPIDEST F-in **** I have ever seen here.
There are a lot of threads I don't bother to open. Now I'm wondering what I've missed. Not much, apparently.
Old 09-14-2004 | 08:22 PM
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And pitty the poor duckling that follows a turkey.
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There is a guy on the na board that PAINTED his leather seats to spruce them up. painted.................................................painted.
Old 09-15-2004 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by special tool
There is a guy on the na board that PAINTED his leather seats to spruce them up. painted.................................................painted.

Between you and i the previous owner of my car PAINTED the door trim (both sides), Centre Console and wa sthinking of doing the carpets But these were for cosmetic reasons (lots of wear and tear here and there) no sprucing.......

That is why it's been 3+ months for me to restore the interior..........and i'm happy to say im 90% done with it........
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There is a guy on the na board that PAINTED his leather seats to spruce them up. painted.................................................painted.
I fear for the future of mankind. I think that the problem is that the smart, gifted types are generally not reproducing at the same rate that stupid people are.

There was also a question on the n/a board yesterday that was basically: "What is this green stuff leaking from the front of my car?"



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