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08-30-2004, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by NZ951
Yeah one monkey unit = 1 HP or close enough. You can expect anywhere from 15-18 monkey units from each monkey depending on their banana levels and limb drive.
08-30-2004, 04:20 AM
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I think if you spank the monkey you loose mokey power. I personally feel banana's are the only way to increase monkey power....maybe some of the real expert's will chime in a shed some light on this new revelation.
oh and about the secret monkey society tune.......I am partial to the Foo Fighter's personally.
Maybe we should have a poll on this one. Kinda of hard to decide
oh and about the secret monkey society tune.......I am partial to the Foo Fighter's personally.
Maybe we should have a poll on this one. Kinda of hard to decide
08-30-2004, 04:23 AM
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Kevin monkey's don't have sticker's although I do hear Dole sticker's increase hp. I think the monkey's see the support and feel good about making monkey power.
What do does a nice Dole sticker run these day's?
What do does a nice Dole sticker run these day's?
08-30-2004, 05:42 AM
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Hmmm I do a little monkey spanking but it dramatically reduces the life of the monkey. Bruising can occur and its difficult to be seen in public with a monkey that has been well spanked. Its also bad for the monkeys eye sight. You may accidently throw a monkey into reverse if it gets disorientated due to lack of vision.
08-30-2004, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by porshhhh951
Kevin monkey's don't have sticker's although I do hear Dole sticker's increase hp. I think the monkey's see the support and feel good about making monkey power.
What do does a nice Dole sticker run these day's?
What do does a nice Dole sticker run these day's?
Maybe the monkeys just really don't like democrats? I dunno.
08-30-2004, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NZ951
Hmmm I do a little monkey spanking but it dramatically reduces the life of the monkey. Bruising can occur and its difficult to be seen in public with a monkey that has been well spanked. Its also bad for the monkeys eye sight. You may accidently throw a monkey into reverse if it gets disorientated due to lack of vision.
From what I "hear", a well spanked (but not overly spanked) monkey usually yeilds good results.......
08-30-2004, 02:44 PM
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Question. How well do monkeys live with cats? One of my cats is a big gray long hair who is constantly shedding and always needs combing... Has anyone had luck teaching a monkey to comb a cat? Cause if I could have mod for my car that adds lots of power, a garage assistant ("Fetch that dropped 10mm socket Monkey!"), AND a cat servicing butler, id be in for several monkeys!
08-30-2004, 02:45 PM
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Question. How well do monkeys live with cats? One of my cats is a big gray long hair who is constantly shedding and always needs combing... Has anyone had luck teaching a monkey to comb a cat? Cause if I could have mod for my car that adds lots of power, a garage assistant ("Fetch that dropped 10mm socket Monkey!"), AND a cat servicing butler, id be in for several monkeys!
