...........because she gives me more orgasms than the girls do whom I pick up because of her

.....because she's always a classy ride and never loses her hour glass figure

 

Don't worry about what other people think (obviously you're not or you wouldn't have wrote it). My opinion is what matters most is if the owner of his car likes it. Unless someone else is paying for my car - and they never do - I don't give a rat's *** what they think. But I do disagree with you - my car is sexy and unique ...

 

I like the way it handles getting hit in the rear at 40mph!!

 

Man, there are too many reasons why I'm addicted to my car for me to list them all here.

The car itself is one thing, but then there are ALL the things that go with it.

For one thing, other Porsche enthusiasts. Good luck getting the kind of friendship you get from a fellow rennlister or PCA member from any other car club.

 

This has probably been mentioned.....


Your whole prespective changes on whats fast, I drove in a friends done up V8 305 can't even remember what car... I asked him so when are you giving it gas?

He said: "Now" I said: "Oh, thats it?"

The look I recieved after saying that was awful......

 

I'd be in this camp. It's been down for a year now and still haven't given up.

 

...because she's a mysterious, refined beauty just waiting for any excuse to kick some ***!

 

Because it's like having pam anderson, but she won't cheat on you with kid mullet haha.

 

it's always not fast enough....

 

<<<Because everyone else's car is called "______'s Car", whereas mine is called "The Porsche".>>>

No doubt! It is always Chris' Porsche... or for the less informed it is Chris' Porshhh. Anyone who says the latter doesn't get a ride... (unless she is hot )

 

Because 1 taste is NEVER enough....

I drove one, now I'm savin for one...

 

I fall in this catagory.

 

Because the machine talks to us in a language only we can hear.

 

Thats some deep poetry.

 

Yes I know "Come on spend more money on me, I'll leave you broke"