rgs944

Old lady sees a 911 owner with the front hood opened up at a gas station. She gazes in amazement then comes over and asks, "how are you suppose to check the oil if the engine is not under the hood"?

Herman K

Could everyone tell me everything they know about the 928 so I don't have to buy the service manuals"!!!!!

1. They're pretty

2. They go fast

3. They cost a lot to fix

4. Its' possible to have sex in them at 150 mph if you move the seats all the way back and raise the steering wheel all the way up. It also helps if you're on the Bonneville Salt Flats when you do it.

5. That’s all you have to know. The rest is trivia and you'll find out as you go along.

Gene O'Rourke

Captain_Slow

"There's nothing more expensive than a cheap Porsche"

and for 928 specifically:

"If you can't wrench it yourself, you can't own it."

Ninespub

"I'd rather have eight in the front than six in the rear"

S4ordie

True for my cars as well.

Spun

Relay relay relay!

BSnyder

Posted yesterday by Van on the 924/931/944/951/968 forum:

Steve Martin

chrisdaniel1

"There is no such thing as a $10,000 Porsche."