88 S4 toying with me like a Russian Gf...
07-21-2011, 10:17 AM
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88 S4 toying with me like a Russian Gf...
Well having some limited experience as of late with a smoking fu$% hot russian I feel I can compare the emotions from her to how my car treats me.
1) My right rear parking/driving light went out, I changed the bulb nothing. Since it was only one light I figured I could wait a little to order a new carrier or receptacle. At the time my russian GF wanted to go out of town...so I gave in and went to Key Largo for the weekend. low and behold my russian GF was happy and my (thought) bad receptacle started working and the bulb is fine now...???? WTF...
2) But then came the carribean rain or white russian attack, my oil pressure gauge is stuck at 5 now and my cigarrette lighter does not work...hahahaha
I feel like this is the maiden voyage of the startrek enterprize (before completion) when things were falling apart as you fix something else...
Got to love attitude...Porsche and Russian beauties...!
1) My right rear parking/driving light went out, I changed the bulb nothing. Since it was only one light I figured I could wait a little to order a new carrier or receptacle. At the time my russian GF wanted to go out of town...so I gave in and went to Key Largo for the weekend. low and behold my russian GF was happy and my (thought) bad receptacle started working and the bulb is fine now...???? WTF...
2) But then came the carribean rain or white russian attack, my oil pressure gauge is stuck at 5 now and my cigarrette lighter does not work...hahahaha
I feel like this is the maiden voyage of the startrek enterprize (before completion) when things were falling apart as you fix something else...
Got to love attitude...Porsche and Russian beauties...!
07-21-2011, 11:06 AM
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gauge sticking at 5 could be a loose wire connection on the sending unit. Check that before spending any $$.
Cig lighter (if you are used to running stuff like a radar detector etc in it or charging phones,) could be a fuse. Check them also before spending money.
You Russian girlfriend could be a spy. Check her papers carefully before spending money
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Cig lighter (if you are used to running stuff like a radar detector etc in it or charging phones,) could be a fuse. Check them also before spending money.
You Russian girlfriend could be a spy. Check her papers carefully before spending money
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07-21-2011, 01:55 PM
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I can read between the lines!!!
Gauge sticking at five--if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, see your doctor.
Cigarette lighter wont go into the recepticle--take some more viagra.
I hope this helps.
Jerry Feather
Gauge sticking at five--if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, see your doctor.
Cigarette lighter wont go into the recepticle--take some more viagra.
I hope this helps.
Jerry Feather