Bar fight over my 928
05-09-2011, 08:56 AM
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Look on the bright side- had the car been a Boxster or a 911 Cabrio you would probably have had to drive home with wet seats and maybe a Henry thrown in for good measure!
05-09-2011, 11:25 AM
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05-09-2011, 03:26 PM
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Glad you live in a small town, where your chances of being shot, stabbed, or running into someone that knows how to break bones, maim or kill seems to be pretty minor.
I personally only know how to fight one way, with lethal force. Glad you survived. I'm also glad no one had to explain why you were maimed, disabled, or killed due to a fight over urine on your car, or bond you out of jail for malicious wounding, assault with intent to kill or other felony charge.
Some things are not worth the 'risk' . People usually grow out of 'bar fight's' in their early/late 20s. Im also glad your wife was not injured. I'm very sure my girlfriend would not appreciate me getting into any conflict with her around, although she knows I can handle myself, and putting her in harms way by getting into a fight with multiple people over ****. All people are different.
I personally only know how to fight one way, with lethal force. Glad you survived. I'm also glad no one had to explain why you were maimed, disabled, or killed due to a fight over urine on your car, or bond you out of jail for malicious wounding, assault with intent to kill or other felony charge.
Some things are not worth the 'risk' . People usually grow out of 'bar fight's' in their early/late 20s. Im also glad your wife was not injured. I'm very sure my girlfriend would not appreciate me getting into any conflict with her around, although she knows I can handle myself, and putting her in harms way by getting into a fight with multiple people over ****. All people are different.
05-09-2011, 03:30 PM
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05-09-2011, 03:48 PM
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Andy the "concealed" knife is a FELONY should it be discovered in a normal traffic stop......you actually are in LESS trouble with a loaded gun in a brief case......at least in California ! And the best defense is always going to be, walk away.
05-09-2011, 03:56 PM
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This happened in a very upmarket suburb of Glasgow.
My climbing buddy merely shouted at a couple of youths
trying to break into a car to scare them off.
He came round in ICU several days later having been
stabbed 4 times in the chest by a third guy he didn't see.
He came very close to dying.
It wasn't even his own car; he was just being a good citizen.
My climbing buddy merely shouted at a couple of youths
trying to break into a car to scare them off.
He came round in ICU several days later having been
stabbed 4 times in the chest by a third guy he didn't see.
He came very close to dying.
It wasn't even his own car; he was just being a good citizen.
05-09-2011, 04:53 PM
#73
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I'm a chicken S&^%, so i would run the other way, but
Take some nitro glycerin paste used for cardiac patients, put it on your nitrile gloves. Walk up to each and shake their hands and say how awesome it was that they pissed the car.
Shake each hand quickly as when the paste hits the blood stream the arteries will dilate and the BP will drop as will the pissers.
While on the ground, feel free to **** on or punch each one. Rinse and repeat if you wish , but I would run. Too much of it will kill them. As it wears off, they will feel like 7 bruised up turds that smell like **** and have headaches.
Caution: If any of them take nitro because of cardiac issues, then you basically have performed the equivalent of giving Superman Black Kryptonite . and from this one you may hear the words "Its Go Time now Bit%". so you may have to fight the one.
Take some nitro glycerin paste used for cardiac patients, put it on your nitrile gloves. Walk up to each and shake their hands and say how awesome it was that they pissed the car.
Shake each hand quickly as when the paste hits the blood stream the arteries will dilate and the BP will drop as will the pissers.
While on the ground, feel free to **** on or punch each one. Rinse and repeat if you wish , but I would run. Too much of it will kill them. As it wears off, they will feel like 7 bruised up turds that smell like **** and have headaches.
Caution: If any of them take nitro because of cardiac issues, then you basically have performed the equivalent of giving Superman Black Kryptonite . and from this one you may hear the words "Its Go Time now Bit%". so you may have to fight the one.
05-09-2011, 05:15 PM
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