My wife's 79 ate an extra intake boot clamp screw and split a cylinder with huge plumes of white smoke as I drove it about a mile after it split ....It was good that I was driving because otherwise I probably would have tried to blame it on her

 

Car knew there was a recent deposit to the bank account.

 

I am REALLY sorry I named this car the Black Widow.

You may now commence the stoning.

 

Engine in the wrong end?

 

Thought it was an automatic and never shifted out of first.

 

Your flux capicitor took a ****...

 

Loose nut behind the wheel could be the cause for all of the blowing

 

how about nothing?
The smoke was photoshopped!!!

 

Failed to clean his grounds

 

Widow acquired an unhealthy appetite for amsoil after holing a piston... a male widow was ingested and bit back.

 

Piston return spring fatigue? You need a special tool to measure the tension on the piston return springs. And you cant reuse them .. If they become disconnected from the muffler bearings, you have to replace them and add more 710 fluid..

 

And he wasn't even running a 1000 hp nitrous shot on it? WTF????

 

Tanked diesel oil instead of gasoline. Come on!!!! Tell it already

 

Wait, I know. TB failure