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Old 03-04-2011, 07:09 PM
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For those funny '928 for sale' adds that we love to hate;

Here's an 82 fresh off of lease...

Very Low Miles! Leather & Power Options! Local Trade In. Off Lease. Clean AutoCheck. Service Contract Available. Call ROB 901 277-5179. Call Rob Stopher (901) 277-5179, Email: robstopher@cityauto.com

Welcome to the best selection of used cars in Memphis! Whether you live across town or down the street, you ll find the best vehicle to meet your needs. With over 700+ vehicles to choose from, City Auto has the used car, truck, SUV or van you re searching for! Please feel free to call with any questions
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http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.js...standard=false
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look at picture 9, the passenger side rear inside quarter panel is missing the leather, and wires ( or trim) hanging down!
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I like this line...." Service Contract Available. ...." Wonder what the premium would be on a 30 year old car ???
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This guy is on the Charlie Sheen.
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lol...
also notice the warning light is on....
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I can see you guys tearing me up if I ever sell mine.

150k miles, rare 5speed. Top end refresh and new head gaskets at 120k. C&r rad, sharkblades, 17" wheels, Hypercoils, ext adj koni's, adj swaybars. No reciepts, just an excel sheet my wife almost shot me over. Believe it or not. Must sell, they are banning gasoline in my state.
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Originally Posted by fraggle
Must sell, they are banning gasoline in my state.
thats the selling point! lol
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Originally Posted by fraggle
I can see you guys tearing me up if I ever sell mine.

150k miles, rare 5speed. Top end refresh and new head gaskets at 120k. C&r rad, sharkblades, 17" wheels, Hypercoils, ext adj koni's, adj swaybars. No reciepts, just an excel sheet my wife almost shot me over. Believe it or not. Must sell, they are banning gasoline in my state.

You forgot the required text "FAST"
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i sent the guy an email... let's see if he even bothers to reply
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Not only will you find all makes and models but also the only inventory in Memphis sold to the public at wholesale prices.
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"Here's an 82 fresh off of lease..." ----That would the longest lease in automotive history!!! I wonder what the residual value is now? Not to mention the additional mileage charge as I'm guessing that's 153,000 miles

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"WE WOULD LIKE TO SELL THE WHOLE CAR"

They better call Mark Anderson for some parts then:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...243244521.html
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Looks like he read your post... Now says it is a local trade... 53K miles...
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Also note how the defroster vents are bent upwards... This car needs a whole new interior, it seems!
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If I could get a 30 year lease from Porsche Financial for that new 997 Turbo S Cab maybe I could afford one


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