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Old 03-07-2010, 10:38 PM
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Default Wife versus 928

Seems I'm constantly downplaying my love of the 928 to avoid getting my wife too jealous. If I spend too much time with the 928, it's like I'm running around with a mistress. So, after a couple glass of port, I'm wondering which is better; wife or 928 ... can anyone expand on my list?

Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)


928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
Old 03-07-2010, 10:46 PM
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The 928 doesn't get jealous if you get another 928.
Old 03-07-2010, 10:46 PM
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WOW! I would say, don't drink and post! LOL!
Old 03-07-2010, 10:48 PM
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^^^^ what he said!
Old 03-07-2010, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by dimmer
Seems I'm constantly downplaying my love of the 928 to avoid getting my wife too jealous. If I spend too much time with the 928, it's like I'm running around with a mistress. So, after a couple glass of port, I'm wondering which is better; wife or 928 ... can anyone expand on my list?

Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)


928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
Quoted.... just in case you sober up and decide to delete that.
Old 03-07-2010, 11:21 PM
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Look for the things they have in common. Like how they both leak after you ride them hard. (sorry, old joke...)
Old 03-07-2010, 11:25 PM
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If you think a car, any car, is worth more than your wife, you have the wrong wife.
Old 03-07-2010, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by blown 87
If you think a car, any car, is worth more than your wife, you have the wrong wife.
Actually, if somebody thinks any object is better than their wife ... they to look at their marriage and work on fixing it first ... the car will always be there.
Old 03-07-2010, 11:38 PM
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Don't let your wife see this thread!
Old 03-08-2010, 12:03 AM
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I have the greatest wife in the world! (see Honey, you are more important that the car!)
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You married the wrong woman.
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Originally Posted by Andre Hedrick
Actually, if somebody thinks any object is better than their wife ... they to look at their marriage and work on fixing it first ... the car will always be there.
Very true.
Old 03-08-2010, 12:17 AM
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Mine also started complaining I was spending to much time with my 928.
Sooo, I let her leave and got another 928
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A good 928 is better than a bad wife... that said, I have a very patient and long suffering wife who puts up with my 928 sickness!
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i have to keep fighting the gf to stay away from the 928s i think i better keep this one


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