Wife versus 928
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Wife versus 928
Seems I'm constantly downplaying my love of the 928 to avoid getting my wife too jealous. If I spend too much time with the 928, it's like I'm running around with a mistress. So, after a couple glass of port, I'm wondering which is better; wife or 928 ... can anyone expand on my list?
Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)
928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)
928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
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Seems I'm constantly downplaying my love of the 928 to avoid getting my wife too jealous. If I spend too much time with the 928, it's like I'm running around with a mistress. So, after a couple glass of port, I'm wondering which is better; wife or 928 ... can anyone expand on my list?
Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)
928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
Wife is better than 928 because:
-she can file herself up and is not dependent on the middle east to survive
-she can replicate while the 928 is sterile (you'd think a volkswagon offspring is too much to ask?)
928 is better than wife because:
-after changing MM, 928 is a smoother ride
-RMB makes 928 sound better ... wife ... not so much
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