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Old 08-09-2009, 01:19 AM
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Anyone else notice that the smokin deals are always somewhere else
Old 08-09-2009, 02:34 AM
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Great ad..........I'm sure it'll sell in no time
Old 08-09-2009, 03:37 AM
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Piece of **** Porsche 928 - $1500 (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)
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I bought a project 1982 Porsche 928 4-speed automatic with an unknown number of miles on it this Spring in hopes of having a cheap fun Scarface car (same one as he buys in the movie). If you don't know what a 928 is, check wikipedia.org. Fun car, 0-60 in about 7. Tops out at about 150. Mercedes-Benz rear mounted transmission. Perfect 50/50 weight distribution. A German muscle car circa the lavish 80's.

So... after a few months I put new front pads and (slotted) rotors on it. 5 miles later it started running on 7 cylinders (hint: it has 8). **** my life. I don't have the time for this ****. Want one hell of a project? Registered until mid August and was smogged May-ish/2009. Straight body, no dents. No interior besides dash, front seats and drivers door panel. Everything was working ok (except sunroof). CD player and blown speakers, power windows work, power locks work. 17" Turbo twist style wheels off a 996 or 986.

Originally champagne colored, now ****ty black, peanut butter and black two tone ****ty interior. Odometer does not work at all ever. Gas gauge, speedometer do not work either. Tachometer does work! Gas light does work! =)

This thing is really fun to drive and if you want to work on this 27 year old Hitlers Revenge 4.5 liter 220hp V8 be my guest. It'll only run you 1500 bucks.

CONSIDERING ALL OFFERS. If you want pics or more specific information email me and I will actually go out to the car (sitting outside my pad).

I'm honest about all this ****, please don't waste my ****ing time. =) Cheers!
Old 08-09-2009, 09:27 AM
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I like the ad, he gets bonus points in my book, for being honest. Most sellers wouldn't be so.
Old 08-09-2009, 10:30 AM
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His continual scatalogical references are uncouth and frankly just ****ty.
Old 08-09-2009, 11:36 AM
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If it was in my neck of the woods....
I'd be on it!

And not to part it out.
Old 08-09-2009, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by S4ordie
His continual scatalogical references are uncouth and frankly just ****ty.
Old 08-09-2009, 07:01 PM
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Oh no guess they found him

"This posting has been flagged for removal
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Old 08-09-2009, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 6mil928
Anyone else notice that the smokin deals are always somewhere else
Well Jason... you can always rent a trailer and go get it... Joey (sty3x) got the photo & should know how to contact him...

Road trip!
Old 08-09-2009, 07:24 PM
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Problem is I've done that trip. once to Cali and three times from Cali. Just did it a couple of months ago and that trip sucks. With a trailer it's like 24-30 hrs.
Old 08-09-2009, 07:50 PM
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My wife tries to post one like that every week or two.



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