Do you talk to your 928
04-17-2009, 08:49 AM
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They are just like women. It is easy to spend most of your free time and money on them. Once you have one you start to think, "Wouldn't it be cool to have two?". Then if you do get two, you realize quickly you do not have anywhere near as much time or money as you thought you had.
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04-17-2009, 09:42 AM
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you guys know I love my shark, and I would never do anything to hurt her, right?
I can talk to you guys though, you won't say anything to her.
the thing is, sometimes I think she's just in it for the money. I mean, when its good, its real good, y'know what I mean?
I just slip inside her, and it's hot, I mean awesome.
but sometimes, she's all, "how come you don't me buy anything anymore. i'm not going out with you until you spend some real money on me."
and you me, i'm f'n crazy about this little thing, with her thick german accent and the sweetest a$$.
so I buy her things. I spend hours in the craziest positions trying to please her.
sometimes I think she doesn't care about me at all and its all one sided.
then I remember how good she makes me feel. god i'm such a douche, I could never please a car like her. god she's hot.
I gotta go.
I can talk to you guys though, you won't say anything to her.
the thing is, sometimes I think she's just in it for the money. I mean, when its good, its real good, y'know what I mean?
I just slip inside her, and it's hot, I mean awesome.
but sometimes, she's all, "how come you don't me buy anything anymore. i'm not going out with you until you spend some real money on me."
and you me, i'm f'n crazy about this little thing, with her thick german accent and the sweetest a$$.
so I buy her things. I spend hours in the craziest positions trying to please her.
sometimes I think she doesn't care about me at all and its all one sided.
then I remember how good she makes me feel. god i'm such a douche, I could never please a car like her. god she's hot.
I gotta go.
You're in the wrong thread....you must go to the Sharkoholics Anonymous thread (which for some reason I cannot find
).They are just like women. It is easy to spend most of your free time and money on the. Once you have one you start to think, "Wouldn't it be cool to have two?". Then if you do get two, you realize quickly you do not have anywhere near as much time or money as you thought you had.
04-17-2009, 09:52 AM
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Always have done...., (Glad I saw this post, was getting worried) she gets a stroke on the nose everytime I,m in the garage..., and if she,s under the weather I,ll say "Never mind, soon have you sorted" sad or what ? after 18 years it,s definately love
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04-17-2009, 11:45 AM
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I have the same problem. Only I do have a smell on me. It smells like burnt oil and gasoline vapors. I really need to install that Provent.
04-17-2009, 11:52 AM
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I've been having withdrawl. Mine is the only female that understands me. . So, yes, we converse regularly.
I'm so glad I have an understanding wife.
. So, yes, we converse regularly.I'm so glad I have an understanding wife.
04-17-2009, 11:56 AM
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LOL nice video thanks for the laugh.... My car does something strange if I drive my truck I cant smell anything as soon I get in the 928 she will tell me if anyone within 1 mile has a gas or anti freeze leak
04-17-2009, 12:14 PM
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Oh yes, when running and shifting it was I love you and you are the only one for me! Now that little b@#$% when she is in the garage and playin' dirty, she gets the PB blaster and the torch. Either way the make up drives are the best!
04-17-2009, 10:27 PM
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Of course I talk to my girlfriend just don't tell my wife, but if you insist on knowing the dirty, I am in the midst of a brain transplant on my 84 euro chick, I am going with a new brain, MegaSquirt, which should make the girl more compilant and definatly more programmable. She should not give any back talk after that
