Prayer to the god of BWAAA!
10-08-2006 | 10:04 PM
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Prayer to the god of BWAAA!
Our lady of blessed acceleration, bless my car with much BWAAA.
In the event that some bass-booming ricer pulls up next to me at a stoplight, grant me the wisdom to turn the other cheek, for he knows not with whom he messes.
Or failing that, grant me the reaction time to allow this mighty shark to do the work it was designed to do in your name.
I pray that in my travels this weekend I find many twisty roads traveled by no other except perhaps other followers of your divine grace.
Grant that should you choose in your infinite wisdom to cause my car to stop working for some reason known only to you, that I might find in it an opportunity to learn.
Wise but capricious goddess of BWAAA, I also pray that I might find an open stretch of straight highway stretching out empty before me that I might use that highway to honor and exalt you in the only way I know how.
In the name of German engineering and of excellence I pray, BUWAAAAAA!
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OK weekend's over. I spent most of it under the car and I just wanted to end it with a few appropriate words.
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In the event that some bass-booming ricer pulls up next to me at a stoplight, grant me the wisdom to turn the other cheek, for he knows not with whom he messes.
Or failing that, grant me the reaction time to allow this mighty shark to do the work it was designed to do in your name.
I pray that in my travels this weekend I find many twisty roads traveled by no other except perhaps other followers of your divine grace.
Grant that should you choose in your infinite wisdom to cause my car to stop working for some reason known only to you, that I might find in it an opportunity to learn.
Wise but capricious goddess of BWAAA, I also pray that I might find an open stretch of straight highway stretching out empty before me that I might use that highway to honor and exalt you in the only way I know how.
In the name of German engineering and of excellence I pray, BUWAAAAAA!
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OK weekend's over. I spent most of it under the car and I just wanted to end it with a few appropriate words.
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10-09-2006 | 10:05 AM
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Bill,
No problem. Hope the job was completed successfully. I'm going to be doing my first one in a couple of weeks.
Maybe I should have offered this up to the the shrine that was posted a couple of weeks ago. Somebody built a shrine and asked for people to make sacrificial offerings.
No problem. Hope the job was completed successfully. I'm going to be doing my first one in a couple of weeks.
Maybe I should have offered this up to the the shrine that was posted a couple of weeks ago. Somebody built a shrine and asked for people to make sacrificial offerings.
