A few more lost souls.

 

A donation - knock sensors - (tax deductible) to the keeper of the sacred relics.



a wah eee a wah eee a wah eee

 

"Uh Oh................ Andrew's off his meds"

Disbelievers, do not mock the Porsche God!

There is only one true car God, and Andrew Olsen is his prophet.

Ferdinand willing, we will force you to bent knee before the mighty crest of Porsche, and you will cower with fear when you see the almighty minions of the one true God bearing down upon you, where ever the track may be.

You who do not believe are infidels. We the true believers shall banish you from the podium, and offer your false idols to Ferdinand, the true lord of Bwaaaaa!!!!

 

A stripped hex head and the scars of corrective dremel surgery.

 

Alas, poor Tony hasn't made penance to the fire god, know as Actely Lene. All hail the new god...Dremel

 

Have Dave Fed Ex you the shards of his timing belt to put in the shrine. You have to also pray to prevent destruction like that...



OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


OHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



OHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM SHARKY SHARKY....OHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

Don T:

What the Hell was that? That relic is going to need a identifying label.

 

The 928 Gods have spoken to me and they said, "Andrew, your shrine is not worthy of a 928. You must demonstrate your worthiness. Go on a quest. A quest to build a suitable shrine so that you prayers can be heard."

So I ask each and everyone of you to look deep into your hearts. Do you believe? DO YOU BELIEVE? I say BWAAAHHH to all of you! And I challenge you to dig DEEP into your PayPal accounts and send me what you can. $300 or $400. It doesn't matter. With this offering we can. together, construct a shrine that is truly worthy.

Are you with me? Because if you are, you know your 928 prayers will be heard and the divine influence will be granted. All you have to do is believe.

In His name we pray, BWAAAHHHHH

*P.S. - I am available for bookings at Shartoberfest or Frenzy. $1,000 in advance. No refunds. Part of my services will include divine healings for 928's with ailments.

 

Heresy TheStig speaks. Think you neglected my offerings I have? Backwards speak, I may, but appease the God forget I do not!

The "minus-12" belt was not from one of my fleet. To date BWAA has been pleased with my rituals. The worst any of my fleet have been smitten with is pictured below:

EDIT: Lest I forget: my ministrations on the shark from which the pictured belt was excised were sufficiently pleasing to BWAAA that he allowed the shark to continue operating with no valve damage.

 

Me thinks Ron hubbards and Dianetics are about to be eclipsed - but hey, why not buy in early at only $1K per pop?
Andrew, that's mighty pale ale in that half empty glass .... whoops, I meant half full.
My cerebral offering has been sent via the ethers of the universe: Hail to the Prophet Andrew!

 

Bill -

Knock sensors...

 

heres one to keep the fire goods happy then.

 

Bwaaadka in the glass <?>

tino

 

[Monty Python]That's an EX-knock sensor [/Monty Python]

 

That kock sensor has ceased to be