"my cats breath smells like cat food"
-ralph wigham.

 

'it tastes like burning'
-ralph wigum too.
"has anyone seen Mike Rotch"
-Moe

 

"I sleep in a drawer"

 

"I bent my wookie"

 

if you sleep in a drawer
and i sleep in a bed

does that make me better than you?
lol

 

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

 

lol... deep thoughts, by jack handey.... gotta love em!

-Michael- 'awexome cross 98!!!'

 

this one time at band camp..............
it was sooooo funny......

 

DONT LET MY POST DIE!!!!!!
YOU B@$T@RD$!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ohh we have done that before (page 657) the post was ended by john D who was correct in saying it was a waste of bandwidth

 

pipe down. it's your fault for creating such a crappy topic to begin with. create a topic with some staying power, and it won't die.

-Michael-