You ask if it's fast? Weeelllllll.... it IS a Porsche.

 

"If there ain't no oil under it, there ain't no oil in it"

-Tow Mater

 

"Dude, where should I put my auxiliary gauges?"
"Dude, my car won't start."
"Dude, how can I get 800 hp out of my NA?"
"Dude, my hatch leaks"
"Really? My hatch squeaks!"
"Oh, my hatch creaks."
"Hatch? My main seal LEAKS!"
"Did you look it up in the PET?"
"My fuel gauge doesn't work"
"Yea, it has the uber rare slantnose 505 package" (KBB reference, IIRC)
"Dude, the transmission is where?"
"What are torsion bars?"
"Dude, the valves." "Yea, what?" "They're bent!"
"Can I put a V8 in my car?"
"There's water in my passenger footwell"



At random intervals in the movie show 968 doorhandles up on a pedestal in the sky, surrounded by a divine glow of light with sirens singing in the background. Other things too like 968 CS steering wheel, etc. Dress up someone like a king and have him sitting in a mint Sport Seat as his throne. Also, several enthusiasts sitting at a table drooling over a box of cereal that is called "M030" or something.

Take care!

 

"Various ways to pronounce Porsche"

 

hehe def start off with "Porsch? or PorschUH?"

"shop's trying to rape me! $2000 for a clutch job?!?!"
"can i put turbo in my NA?"
"how much oil pressure do i need?"

 

"Does anyone have a cheaper source for something or other? Best I've found is $4.99."

 

"Why is my air blowing high heat?!"

 

"The 3/4 line on my fuel Gauge equals full"

"No my flashers are not on. That is my left (or right) turn Signal" (To passanger)

"Hey look its 9:44 pm. cool" (all friends shake heads at the same time but you are smiling from ear to ear)

"No, it does not have an audi engine. Its half of a 928."

 

Ya, the E brake is on my left side
YA I usually thank it for starting
No, trust me, the transmission is in the back, and the clutch is in the front.
Well it's TECHNICALLY a 4 seater
The BAR gauge is a boost gauge(then proceed to explain bar vs psi)
THEN explain why 1the bar on my gauge is equal to 0psi on theirs...

 

I think we need sid's 944 rehab video lol

 

I've got no spark.
Early or late model?
What offset do I need?
Anyone have a cheap working clock?
I need a power steering tensioner.
I need a compressor tensioner.
Anyone have a spare DME that I can test with?
PO cut all my stereo wires off.
Why do my fans stay on?
Triplesquare what?
What do you mean yours doesn't leak?

 

We really need to make something about this.

Reminds me of this

 

It's been said but my favorite is "Ahh, I love it when it starts"

 

I'm afraid we have too much good stuff, the video would be 5 minutes long!

Another:
"Which fuse is it??" (yelling from position laying upside down in seat with head in footwell)

 

Lol so true.