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Old 12-05-2012, 04:44 PM
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"Yelling after the valet guy as he's driving off to park your car with that annoying red warning light on " hey dumba$$ the parking brakes on the left!"

And this is yet another reason why I'll never Valet my car....

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Old 12-05-2012, 05:17 PM
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Argh. Its not a "parking brake" its a "hand brake"...
Old 12-05-2012, 07:20 PM
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I've thought of so many good ones haha, I'm gunna try to make a video of a few this weekend. Feel free to take it and add other peoples stuff butters!
Old 12-05-2012, 07:23 PM
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You guys can email me video files to

Butterskeith@gmail.com

I'll just start compiling a master video (probably using only choice hilarious ones to make a good 1:30-2:00, assuming there's a lot)
Old 12-05-2012, 07:31 PM
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"what's the best turbo for a street car?"
"will these wheels fit?"
"what parts will I need for a 3.0 ltr?"
"what parts will I need for 5,000 rwhp?"
"how can I fix my dash lights?"
"fudge,spun #2 bearing!"-me
"what is your afr #'s?"
"who has the best maf kit?"
Old 12-05-2012, 08:57 PM
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Thanks for clarifying that for me Pcar944.
Old 12-05-2012, 10:12 PM
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Van, whens the next GTG at you place, should do a few!
Old 12-06-2012, 12:45 AM
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"Anyone one have a head for sale?"
"Why are my gauge lights so dim?
"While you're in there you might as well (inset maintenance item(s) here)"
Old 12-06-2012, 02:17 AM
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"do you have tach bounce?"
"I hate this F***ing thing!"
15 minutes later ...
"I LOVE THIS THING!!"
"convert it to manual"
"my other parts car"
"hacksaw konis"
"I did my clutch in only 22 hours"
"FOES"
"It's so reliable. I'd drive it across the country tomorrow" (right after I do the clutch, belts, FOES, head gasket, rod bearings, and bring a spare transmission and AAA card just in case)
Old 12-06-2012, 01:30 PM
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Bad motor, install an LSx!
Old 12-06-2012, 03:38 PM
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Shock mounts are HOW MUCH?
Old 12-06-2012, 03:49 PM
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"I bet you 10 bucks you can't find the turbo"
Old 12-06-2012, 04:41 PM
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Van,

i need to cruise by cuz i got this issue with the.....
Old 12-06-2012, 04:57 PM
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951...."no matter how many times i fix this exhaust leak, i will always have one"
Old 12-06-2012, 10:42 PM
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wow you guys missed the obvious one .

" me and my dad bought this porsche ..... "

or

" im going to school my car broke and i have no cash .. "


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