OT: The coolest picture in existance
OT: The coolest picture in existance
04-12-2002, 04:30 PM
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Nordschleife Master
[quote]Originally posted by Prince:
Mr. T, Wonderwomen, Jenna Jamison , Beatlejuice, Eric Estrada, George Hamilton and Stacy Keach, as Papa Titus from the show "Titus" - now that's a picture<hr></blockquote>
How about, just Jenna
Mr. T, Wonderwomen, Jenna Jamison , Beatlejuice, Eric Estrada, George Hamilton and Stacy Keach, as Papa Titus from the show "Titus" - now that's a picture<hr></blockquote>
How about, just Jenna
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04-14-2002, 01:15 AM
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Nordschleife Master
[quote]Originally posted by turby:
<strong>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........Jenna Jamison...............You guys have great taste in cars and women!</strong><hr></blockquote>
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<strong>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........Jenna Jamison...............You guys have great taste in cars and women!</strong><hr></blockquote>
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04-15-2002, 05:17 PM
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Speaking of Jenna, I have a Jenna encounter - while working my way thru school - I had the pleasure of working at an all-adult video store. Very wicked experience actually - I was taking Psych in school and learned more about people and their thought patterns while working at that store than I did in 4 years of school - .....the stories I could tell ya's about working there are priceless.
Anywho - the owner of the store was pretty well off and had a chain of these stores all across Canada and would, from time to time, make deals with Vivid, Wicked, Valentine, All Blew Shirts Inc, Extream Associates, etc (any true adult film Connoisseur will know all of these company names) to have their "performers" do appearances and signings at his stores. Usually this was only done at the bigger Toronto or Montreal stores and never the lil' Halifax one.
Well......good ol' Peter North (again, some will know of whom I speak when I type this name) is actually from Halifax, Nova Scotia and was willing to do an appearance at the store. Weeeee, I thought - a male "performer" - how great. Well, at least it was Pete North and not Randy West or Ed Powers or something horrible like that. Would have loved to have seen the Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy instead, but what can you do, eh?
So, Peter is calling the store for a couple of days, trying to get in touch with the owner and we "get to talking". I kinda get to know him over the phone and when he shows up to do his appearance, it's like we were old friends. We do the day of book signing, pill selling (Peter Norths Power Pills), etc, etc. When it comes time for him to leave, a girl comes in to pick him up. This girl was named Sally or something and was HOT. Guess who "Sally" turned out to be?? Janine Lindlemulluer (I think that is how you spell her last name)!!! It was just before her Penthouse shoots and she was a friend of Peter's and was just on the trip with him.
So, Pete and her leave - I got to meet Peter North and some HOT chick and I was happy.....but about 3 days later, the phone rings at work and it's Pete again. I thought he was looking for the owner again, but he was looking for me!! He asked me if I would be interested in going to a party with him......
Now - after talking with Pete and spending a day with him, I did learn that he is not the brightest lightbulb in the pack - heck - he started out in Gay **** as Matt Ramsey. Either you do gay **** and stick with it or you do straight **** - "starting out" in gay and moving over to straight is not an intelligent idea. Also, I know Pete is still not 100% over the whole "sex with males" idea, so going to a party with him was something I needed to think about. I also know that whenever he comes to town, he tends to be with older Asian men who "pay to have his company" while his is in town - so, did I really want to be part of all that????
Well, when he said there would be girls at "this party", I knew he knew I wasn't "like that" and I felt safer going. I guess he just liked me and thought I'd like to come to this party.
Well, this party was actually sort of an inverstors meeting for Peter, so he could start his own Production company....and as some of you may know - it worked....thus the "North Pole" series. It was in a room he rented at the local Sheridan. I arrived there at like 6:30 and there was NOBODY there (can you tell I was excited - showing up before people actually got there?). After about an hour, this couple comes in and it's Pete's parents!!! Turns out they got wind of his "party" and were there to support him - BUT they thought he was an owner of a huge Vacuum cleaner business in the States. Pete showed up and scurried them off before the other guests showed up. I guess that is what he has been telling them all these years.
So - people start coming in the ballroom and I recognize some of them - John Leslie, John "Buttman" Stagliano, Joey Silvera, Andrew Blake, Peter Thring (the guy from Private) etc, etc - mostly producers. There are some girls with them, all HOT - but none I recognize, and for a guy who worked at an all-adult video store, I'd know if there were **** stars there.
After about 45 minutes of drinking punch and roaming around - I felt like "What the hell am I doing here?". This wasn't exactly the AVN Awards show I oft dreamed of attending, nor was it even a party. I ended up talking with Pete after a bit and asked him why exactly he invited me there. He said he thought I would like seeing the big name guys in the business. Why did Peter think I would like to see guys? I was bored and confused and told him I had to goto school the next day and was heading home (which I didn't, I just felt a gay "vibe" a brewin' or something and wanted to leave).
So, he tells me that this isn't the real party - that after this lil' get-to-gether, that he was going to some underground bar with some friends and invited me along to that also. Now, I'm really worried I may end up in the next installment of "An Officer and His Genitals" or something and say, "Well, I'll hang here for a bit and see what's up later". After saying that, he say, "Well, you do seem a bit lost - just a sec". He then procedds to ask some older fella if "Shyla" is still in the Hotel. This guys says yes and Pete says, "Call her down - I have someone to keep her busy". This guy calls someone and say's, "You can come down". After he hangs up the phone, this guy turns to me and thanks me. Peter explains that "Shyla" is actually Shyla Leveaux and she is dating this older fella, but they never bring Starlettes to these type of gatherings because they get bored or tend to get drunk and stir up some stuff. Apparently she always gets mad that she has to stay in the room or go out on her own and I was the solution - wicked!!
So, Shyla comes down to the room - looking all "**** Starish" and say to me - "Are you babysitting me tonite??". We sit down at a table and have some real drinks (and here I was drinking punch all nite). After about 20 minutes I realize why they try and keep girls like this away from these event. She had to be about the loudest, dumbest, rudest person I've ever met. She was LOADED after about only an hour and kept wanting to dance, even though there was only ambiant background music playing. She wanted some smokes, so I walked with her to the store and on the way back, she started throwing up and swearing at people walking by - sweet!! Anywho, once we got back, I kinda hinted to her older boyfriend (I never did find out who he was) that she was a bit out of control. As I was telling this to him - she is sleeping at the table and he has someone else take her back to the room. So, I wasted an hour or so and the party was winding down. It was only like 9:30 or so.
I got a chance to talk to Buttman for a bit - kinda sad cause he was talking about how one of his close friends died of Aids and how it was really affecting him. As it would turn out - he, himself contacted Aids a few years later. You can actually see the Prostitute (who was she-male by the way - what is up with the guys in **** sleeping with everything BUT hot women - don't want to take their work home, I guess) that gives him Aids in one of his films. It's the Buttman Confidential one that has an all black cover. Scary movie!!!
So, after I chatted it up for a while, people where heading out and I floated around till Pete came over and asked how much I had to drink. I only had two, so I was all of a sudden the guy who was driving him and a few other people to this bar. I got behind the wheel of this sweet Range Rover and myself, Pete, Joey Silvera (who is an absolute hoot!!) and some lady head down to the bars. Halifax has many after-hour parties going on all throughout the city on weekends, some stranger than other. The place we went was the strangest!!
It was this pitch - and I mean pitch dark room or series of rooms (it was so dark, I could not tell) that lead to this dancefloor with sheets hanging from the ceiling. There was a guy at the front door with a gun right on his side (we don't have stuff like that in Halifax). It was in this building in the middle of nowhere. Lots of people were doing Cocaine and everyone was dressed in leather and stuff. The bathroom was an elevated toilet with no walls around it. If you had to go, everyone could just watch and when people did go, they didn't care that about 100 people who were just dancing and standing around them - very strange. There was a dentists chair in one room and there were like 3 or 4 girls in the chair, all kissing and fondling each other. It was very dark, so I couldn't really see what was going on.
Ok - so, now it's about an hour into being there and I find Pete in the darkness and he asks me to go pick up some people at the airport. It's only like 11:00 at this point, so I say - "sure". I kinda wanted a break from Darkville as it was.
This time some freak guy gives me the keys to what turns out to be a minivan. If you could see this guy, the whole concept of him even owning a minivan, let alone driving one, was off the charts funny. I say, "Who am I supposed to pick up". Pete says some of them are getting cabs - but there are a couple of people who wanted to be picked up instead because they were going to this party and it was a no-no to take cabs there (??).
So, I arrive at the airport - the lights seem sooo bright there. I was told to goto the luggage pick-up area and look for 3 hot blonds and a midget - how could I miss that??? The small fellow turned out to be that guy who is in all the movies, but I can't remeber his name right now. The three blonds (well actually there was only two) were - are you ready for this.......
Jenna Jamison and Stacy Valentine!! Both had not even done a movie yet and were just dancers trying to break into the business. They didn't even have implants yet!! The other blond ended up taking a cab elsewhere and the other people I picked up were Felicia and her boyfriend. The boyfriend was a massive tool who kept trying to get all the girls to just go back to the hotel so he could get some sleep. Felica (by the way - she is my fave - so meeting her was amazing) went back with him - I dropped them off at a different Hotel.
So, now I'm in route to this underground party with Jenna and Stacy. They were telling me they were "networking" with Peter in hopes of him getting them into the business (I laughed that they used the word networking). Apparently they were dancing in Montral not 3 hours before and Pete invited them down for the weekend. They said they were gonna dance locally thru the weekend. Stacy never hardly spoke at all and Jenna was like she was on about 500 cups of coffee - I thought it was Coke making her that way - but it turns out she is just like that, she doesn't touch the stuff.
So, after going back to the party and, well, partying most of the nite, I ended up driving the Range Rover back to the Hotel. I don't like to say this, but I was not in any shape to drive - but I was the best of the bunch I guess. Luckily we were on the roads at like 6:00 am - so I made it there without killing some innocent person. I was kinda stuck, as I didn't want to drive my Sidekick home in the condition I was in. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to ask anyone if I could "crash" - this didn't really seem like the crowd. But good ol' Jenna saved me - she said, "You ain't drivin' all the way to.......where do you have to go exactly??". She didn't even know where I had to go, so I guess she was being nice. She said, "You can stay in the room with me and Stacy". I almost died!!!
Now - before anyone gets any ideas - THAT did not happen (dear god, I wish it did though). I ended up sleeping on a cot they had ordered up from the front desk. I went to sleep almost immediately (I had a long day), but they were all wired and stayed up. I could hear them talking about dancing and they were practicing moves. I tried sooo hard to stay away and watch, but I was in that mode where you can sort-of think and see -but not really. I passed out.
The next day, around 3:30 in the afternoon, I woke up. There was nobody in the room and the bathroom was locked. I crawled out into the public and found my way home. I didn't see anyone from the nite before and had no clue as to where Peter or anyone was. I had to work at the video store at 4:30. I called in sick. I got a call from my work at supppertime saying that there was a message for me. It was Pete and his cell number. I called and he was in New York! He left right from the Hotel at like 8:00 A.M. He apologized for not saying "bye" and asked how my nite was. I told him that Jenna was great and that I had the time of my life. I asked him if I could somehow meet Felicia again, but he had no clue as to where she was. He said he would be in town around 9:00 and said if I wanted to, I could go out again with him (I don't know how he does it). I honestly couldn't. I had the WORST hangover ever. It hurt to exist. I say bye, and thanks and hang up.
Get a call from work again. It is another message from Peter. I called him back again (this time giving him my home #) and he says to call Jenna. I was like, "What, why?". He said she was all tired out also and wanted to go out, but just to "normal bars" or maybe a movie or something. I call her cell (still have the number at home - but it doesn't work anymore) and she answers. I say, "Hi, it Jeff". She didn't know who I was, cause I guess I didn't even tell her my name the nite before. When I said, "The guy who slept with you last nite", she laughed and said, "Ahhhhh - what time did you get up?". We talked for a bit and she explained that the bathroom door was locked cause Stacy was leery of me stealing stuff from her and she locked all her stuff in the bathroom....I guess that is a common occurance in the stripper world - people stealing your stuff.
So, anywho - she asks if I want to hit the local bars. I was sooo hung over and tired, but how do I say no?? She decides that we should go get something to eat first and go see a movie, then go out. I tell her I'll pick her up and she says, "No - I'll get a limo". I was confused because I had picked them up the nite before - why no Limo then?? Turns out, the Limo's were all taken when they got in and they don't take cabs (I never found out why they never take cabs - ??). So I ask, "Why a Limo?" - she said she always takes them when she is going out. Myself, I'm not a big Limo guy - when I see someone in a Limo, I think - "hey, that guy has $85 he can spend" and that's about all I think. I guess she was playing up the wanna-be Starlette thing.
So, this Limo shows up at my door to get me (I was really embarrassed) and we head in to pick her up. She gets in wearing this HUGE white fluffy boa thing around her neck with this hot pink body suit deal on - WOW! I was a little underdressed and mentioned it. She said, "don't worry, they will all be looking at me"......and they were....!!!
Try going to MacDonald's in a Limo with a future **** Superstar and tell me that's not weird!! She had 2 Quarter Pounder's with cheese - plain! Just bun, burger and cheese. I've been eating them ever since - it's very, very good that way. Luckily, we didn't actually go into the MacDonald's - but just the drive-thru. We ate in the car and went to see the movie. It was that Robin Williams movie where he is crazy or something - I think it's called The Fisher King (??). I was so happy to be at a movie with such a hot girl, I didn't pay much attention to the movie, but rather to the expressions on people's faces when they saw her. She is very "cute" in person.
So, we had the MacDonald's, saw the movie and hit the bars. She was a bit rude as she didn't feel she had to pay to get into any of the bars. She was very "young" in her thinking (mind you - I think she was only like 18 or 19 then) and LOVED to party. We danced and drank and I tried sooo hard to have fun, but I was so hung over and tired, I just couldn't get it going. She could see I was tired and asked me if I wanted to leave. I said no and stuck it out till 4:30 am.
She and I left and got into the Limo and she asked if I could get the Limo to drop her off first, then take me home cause she didn't want to be in the Limo alone after it dropped me off. I said, "sure". As we got to the Hotel, she said, "Nah - I'll go out for the drive to drop Jeff off". I thought, "OK, whatever". But she said she needed to run into the Hotel for a sec first. When she came out, she had a lil' bag with her. She got in and said - "I'm staying at your place tonite!!".
We got back to my apartment and there was like 15-20 people already there (friends who were crashing after being downtown - I give my keys to the less fortunate). When she saw this, she said that she would just get the Limo to come back and get her. How fast do you think I woke everyone up and gave them the boot?? Oh, it was fast. My guy friends were all like, "Dude, frig off - why are you waking us up??" - then they saw her, smiled and quitely left to stumble to the next crash pad.
We stayed up after that, reading the AVN (Adult Video News) yearly issue. She was asking me which girls I thought were hot. I told her, "It's not how hot they are - it's how well they do the work" - meaning, I can't stand those **** Stars that just go thru the motions (like Savanna - god rest her soul). I told her I like the girls that really work the job - girls who make you think they actually like doing ****. In talking to her - she was telling me that there are a couple of girls who really DO like doing films - that they don't treat it as a job - but get enjoyment out of it. Those girls are Nina Hartley, Barbara Dare, Ginger Lynn, Tracy Lords, Shyla Leveaux (what a suprise), Kobi Tai, Taylor Hayes (she used to work with Seymore Butts), Asia Carrara (sp?) - apparently Asia is a member of Mensa and can play the piano well enough to have try outs with major Orchestras - and a few others girls I have written down at home, but their names are escaping me right now. I told her that if she ever did get into the business, that she should never get a boob job and ALWAYS put on a performance. Well, one out of two isn't to bad.
We talked **** for a few hours and all the **** talk was driving me up the wall, seeing as I was talking about it with JENNA JAMISON!!! We ended up watching a bunch of Seinfeld episodes I had on tape and during the "Master of my Domain" episode, I mentioned that it would be awesome if I could get to see a **** star naked. Well, calling her a **** star must have struck a nerve (this girl really wanted to be a huge **** star - that was her life's goal) because she obliged. First she went into my bedroom and came out not wearing pants - she had on panties and everything up top. She posed for me for a bit, then went back into the room and came back out with no shirt on - now just bra and panties (they were red, by the way). The third trip resulted in the loss of panties and the bra came off "live" right before my eyes. I will tell you, as a stripper, she didn't have the moves down back then.....but I didn't complain. Her body is just sooo nice. That lil' "Heartbreaker" tattoo (she had it back then) and her tan lines were perfect. Her breast were 1000% better back then compared to now. She had perfect breasts. Rent one of the old Randy West's "Up and Cummers" vids that she made her debut in - she is natural in those, see for yourself how great they were.
So, after the "show" we settled back into the couch and continued watching TV with a bit of kissing and petting involved. She started acting quite odd when I kissed her. She said her past boyfriends didn't have foreplay with her (can you blame them?) and that the last time she kissed someone like the way we were kissing was "in the barn when I was 11". This kinda sucked for me, cause when I did finally make some sort of move to put my hands somewhere's besides her face and chest, she said, "No, don't ruin it - I like the sensuality".
So, that is about as far as it went - but I'll take it. I got to see her naked, kiss her and touch a booby (I felt 11 all over again also). Not to shabby.
Sorry for this SUPER-LONG account, but when I saw that there were guys here who knew who she is - I HAD to tell of my encounter. There has only been like 3 or 4 times I've had the chance to tell people - women have NO interest (THAH'S GROSS!!) and lots of guy don't know who I'm talking about (I know - damn married guys - lol).
Anyone else have any "brushes with **** Stars"???
Anywho - the owner of the store was pretty well off and had a chain of these stores all across Canada and would, from time to time, make deals with Vivid, Wicked, Valentine, All Blew Shirts Inc, Extream Associates, etc (any true adult film Connoisseur will know all of these company names) to have their "performers" do appearances and signings at his stores. Usually this was only done at the bigger Toronto or Montreal stores and never the lil' Halifax one.
Well......good ol' Peter North (again, some will know of whom I speak when I type this name) is actually from Halifax, Nova Scotia and was willing to do an appearance at the store. Weeeee, I thought - a male "performer" - how great. Well, at least it was Pete North and not Randy West or Ed Powers or something horrible like that. Would have loved to have seen the Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy instead, but what can you do, eh?
So, Peter is calling the store for a couple of days, trying to get in touch with the owner and we "get to talking". I kinda get to know him over the phone and when he shows up to do his appearance, it's like we were old friends. We do the day of book signing, pill selling (Peter Norths Power Pills), etc, etc. When it comes time for him to leave, a girl comes in to pick him up. This girl was named Sally or something and was HOT. Guess who "Sally" turned out to be?? Janine Lindlemulluer (I think that is how you spell her last name)!!! It was just before her Penthouse shoots and she was a friend of Peter's and was just on the trip with him.
So, Pete and her leave - I got to meet Peter North and some HOT chick and I was happy.....but about 3 days later, the phone rings at work and it's Pete again. I thought he was looking for the owner again, but he was looking for me!! He asked me if I would be interested in going to a party with him......
Now - after talking with Pete and spending a day with him, I did learn that he is not the brightest lightbulb in the pack - heck - he started out in Gay **** as Matt Ramsey. Either you do gay **** and stick with it or you do straight **** - "starting out" in gay and moving over to straight is not an intelligent idea. Also, I know Pete is still not 100% over the whole "sex with males" idea, so going to a party with him was something I needed to think about. I also know that whenever he comes to town, he tends to be with older Asian men who "pay to have his company" while his is in town - so, did I really want to be part of all that????
Well, when he said there would be girls at "this party", I knew he knew I wasn't "like that" and I felt safer going. I guess he just liked me and thought I'd like to come to this party.
Well, this party was actually sort of an inverstors meeting for Peter, so he could start his own Production company....and as some of you may know - it worked....thus the "North Pole" series. It was in a room he rented at the local Sheridan. I arrived there at like 6:30 and there was NOBODY there (can you tell I was excited - showing up before people actually got there?). After about an hour, this couple comes in and it's Pete's parents!!! Turns out they got wind of his "party" and were there to support him - BUT they thought he was an owner of a huge Vacuum cleaner business in the States. Pete showed up and scurried them off before the other guests showed up. I guess that is what he has been telling them all these years.
So - people start coming in the ballroom and I recognize some of them - John Leslie, John "Buttman" Stagliano, Joey Silvera, Andrew Blake, Peter Thring (the guy from Private) etc, etc - mostly producers. There are some girls with them, all HOT - but none I recognize, and for a guy who worked at an all-adult video store, I'd know if there were **** stars there.
After about 45 minutes of drinking punch and roaming around - I felt like "What the hell am I doing here?". This wasn't exactly the AVN Awards show I oft dreamed of attending, nor was it even a party. I ended up talking with Pete after a bit and asked him why exactly he invited me there. He said he thought I would like seeing the big name guys in the business. Why did Peter think I would like to see guys? I was bored and confused and told him I had to goto school the next day and was heading home (which I didn't, I just felt a gay "vibe" a brewin' or something and wanted to leave).
So, he tells me that this isn't the real party - that after this lil' get-to-gether, that he was going to some underground bar with some friends and invited me along to that also. Now, I'm really worried I may end up in the next installment of "An Officer and His Genitals" or something and say, "Well, I'll hang here for a bit and see what's up later". After saying that, he say, "Well, you do seem a bit lost - just a sec". He then procedds to ask some older fella if "Shyla" is still in the Hotel. This guys says yes and Pete says, "Call her down - I have someone to keep her busy". This guy calls someone and say's, "You can come down". After he hangs up the phone, this guy turns to me and thanks me. Peter explains that "Shyla" is actually Shyla Leveaux and she is dating this older fella, but they never bring Starlettes to these type of gatherings because they get bored or tend to get drunk and stir up some stuff. Apparently she always gets mad that she has to stay in the room or go out on her own and I was the solution - wicked!!
So, Shyla comes down to the room - looking all "**** Starish" and say to me - "Are you babysitting me tonite??". We sit down at a table and have some real drinks (and here I was drinking punch all nite). After about 20 minutes I realize why they try and keep girls like this away from these event. She had to be about the loudest, dumbest, rudest person I've ever met. She was LOADED after about only an hour and kept wanting to dance, even though there was only ambiant background music playing. She wanted some smokes, so I walked with her to the store and on the way back, she started throwing up and swearing at people walking by - sweet!! Anywho, once we got back, I kinda hinted to her older boyfriend (I never did find out who he was) that she was a bit out of control. As I was telling this to him - she is sleeping at the table and he has someone else take her back to the room. So, I wasted an hour or so and the party was winding down. It was only like 9:30 or so.
I got a chance to talk to Buttman for a bit - kinda sad cause he was talking about how one of his close friends died of Aids and how it was really affecting him. As it would turn out - he, himself contacted Aids a few years later. You can actually see the Prostitute (who was she-male by the way - what is up with the guys in **** sleeping with everything BUT hot women - don't want to take their work home, I guess) that gives him Aids in one of his films. It's the Buttman Confidential one that has an all black cover. Scary movie!!!
So, after I chatted it up for a while, people where heading out and I floated around till Pete came over and asked how much I had to drink. I only had two, so I was all of a sudden the guy who was driving him and a few other people to this bar. I got behind the wheel of this sweet Range Rover and myself, Pete, Joey Silvera (who is an absolute hoot!!) and some lady head down to the bars. Halifax has many after-hour parties going on all throughout the city on weekends, some stranger than other. The place we went was the strangest!!
It was this pitch - and I mean pitch dark room or series of rooms (it was so dark, I could not tell) that lead to this dancefloor with sheets hanging from the ceiling. There was a guy at the front door with a gun right on his side (we don't have stuff like that in Halifax). It was in this building in the middle of nowhere. Lots of people were doing Cocaine and everyone was dressed in leather and stuff. The bathroom was an elevated toilet with no walls around it. If you had to go, everyone could just watch and when people did go, they didn't care that about 100 people who were just dancing and standing around them - very strange. There was a dentists chair in one room and there were like 3 or 4 girls in the chair, all kissing and fondling each other. It was very dark, so I couldn't really see what was going on.
Ok - so, now it's about an hour into being there and I find Pete in the darkness and he asks me to go pick up some people at the airport. It's only like 11:00 at this point, so I say - "sure". I kinda wanted a break from Darkville as it was.
This time some freak guy gives me the keys to what turns out to be a minivan. If you could see this guy, the whole concept of him even owning a minivan, let alone driving one, was off the charts funny. I say, "Who am I supposed to pick up". Pete says some of them are getting cabs - but there are a couple of people who wanted to be picked up instead because they were going to this party and it was a no-no to take cabs there (??).
So, I arrive at the airport - the lights seem sooo bright there. I was told to goto the luggage pick-up area and look for 3 hot blonds and a midget - how could I miss that??? The small fellow turned out to be that guy who is in all the movies, but I can't remeber his name right now. The three blonds (well actually there was only two) were - are you ready for this.......
Jenna Jamison and Stacy Valentine!! Both had not even done a movie yet and were just dancers trying to break into the business. They didn't even have implants yet!! The other blond ended up taking a cab elsewhere and the other people I picked up were Felicia and her boyfriend. The boyfriend was a massive tool who kept trying to get all the girls to just go back to the hotel so he could get some sleep. Felica (by the way - she is my fave - so meeting her was amazing) went back with him - I dropped them off at a different Hotel.
So, now I'm in route to this underground party with Jenna and Stacy. They were telling me they were "networking" with Peter in hopes of him getting them into the business (I laughed that they used the word networking). Apparently they were dancing in Montral not 3 hours before and Pete invited them down for the weekend. They said they were gonna dance locally thru the weekend. Stacy never hardly spoke at all and Jenna was like she was on about 500 cups of coffee - I thought it was Coke making her that way - but it turns out she is just like that, she doesn't touch the stuff.
So, after going back to the party and, well, partying most of the nite, I ended up driving the Range Rover back to the Hotel. I don't like to say this, but I was not in any shape to drive - but I was the best of the bunch I guess. Luckily we were on the roads at like 6:00 am - so I made it there without killing some innocent person. I was kinda stuck, as I didn't want to drive my Sidekick home in the condition I was in. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to ask anyone if I could "crash" - this didn't really seem like the crowd. But good ol' Jenna saved me - she said, "You ain't drivin' all the way to.......where do you have to go exactly??". She didn't even know where I had to go, so I guess she was being nice. She said, "You can stay in the room with me and Stacy". I almost died!!!
Now - before anyone gets any ideas - THAT did not happen (dear god, I wish it did though). I ended up sleeping on a cot they had ordered up from the front desk. I went to sleep almost immediately (I had a long day), but they were all wired and stayed up. I could hear them talking about dancing and they were practicing moves. I tried sooo hard to stay away and watch, but I was in that mode where you can sort-of think and see -but not really. I passed out.
The next day, around 3:30 in the afternoon, I woke up. There was nobody in the room and the bathroom was locked. I crawled out into the public and found my way home. I didn't see anyone from the nite before and had no clue as to where Peter or anyone was. I had to work at the video store at 4:30. I called in sick. I got a call from my work at supppertime saying that there was a message for me. It was Pete and his cell number. I called and he was in New York! He left right from the Hotel at like 8:00 A.M. He apologized for not saying "bye" and asked how my nite was. I told him that Jenna was great and that I had the time of my life. I asked him if I could somehow meet Felicia again, but he had no clue as to where she was. He said he would be in town around 9:00 and said if I wanted to, I could go out again with him (I don't know how he does it). I honestly couldn't. I had the WORST hangover ever. It hurt to exist. I say bye, and thanks and hang up.
Get a call from work again. It is another message from Peter. I called him back again (this time giving him my home #) and he says to call Jenna. I was like, "What, why?". He said she was all tired out also and wanted to go out, but just to "normal bars" or maybe a movie or something. I call her cell (still have the number at home - but it doesn't work anymore) and she answers. I say, "Hi, it Jeff". She didn't know who I was, cause I guess I didn't even tell her my name the nite before. When I said, "The guy who slept with you last nite", she laughed and said, "Ahhhhh - what time did you get up?". We talked for a bit and she explained that the bathroom door was locked cause Stacy was leery of me stealing stuff from her and she locked all her stuff in the bathroom....I guess that is a common occurance in the stripper world - people stealing your stuff.
So, anywho - she asks if I want to hit the local bars. I was sooo hung over and tired, but how do I say no?? She decides that we should go get something to eat first and go see a movie, then go out. I tell her I'll pick her up and she says, "No - I'll get a limo". I was confused because I had picked them up the nite before - why no Limo then?? Turns out, the Limo's were all taken when they got in and they don't take cabs (I never found out why they never take cabs - ??). So I ask, "Why a Limo?" - she said she always takes them when she is going out. Myself, I'm not a big Limo guy - when I see someone in a Limo, I think - "hey, that guy has $85 he can spend" and that's about all I think. I guess she was playing up the wanna-be Starlette thing.
So, this Limo shows up at my door to get me (I was really embarrassed) and we head in to pick her up. She gets in wearing this HUGE white fluffy boa thing around her neck with this hot pink body suit deal on - WOW! I was a little underdressed and mentioned it. She said, "don't worry, they will all be looking at me"......and they were....!!!
Try going to MacDonald's in a Limo with a future **** Superstar and tell me that's not weird!! She had 2 Quarter Pounder's with cheese - plain! Just bun, burger and cheese. I've been eating them ever since - it's very, very good that way. Luckily, we didn't actually go into the MacDonald's - but just the drive-thru. We ate in the car and went to see the movie. It was that Robin Williams movie where he is crazy or something - I think it's called The Fisher King (??). I was so happy to be at a movie with such a hot girl, I didn't pay much attention to the movie, but rather to the expressions on people's faces when they saw her. She is very "cute" in person.
So, we had the MacDonald's, saw the movie and hit the bars. She was a bit rude as she didn't feel she had to pay to get into any of the bars. She was very "young" in her thinking (mind you - I think she was only like 18 or 19 then) and LOVED to party. We danced and drank and I tried sooo hard to have fun, but I was so hung over and tired, I just couldn't get it going. She could see I was tired and asked me if I wanted to leave. I said no and stuck it out till 4:30 am.
She and I left and got into the Limo and she asked if I could get the Limo to drop her off first, then take me home cause she didn't want to be in the Limo alone after it dropped me off. I said, "sure". As we got to the Hotel, she said, "Nah - I'll go out for the drive to drop Jeff off". I thought, "OK, whatever". But she said she needed to run into the Hotel for a sec first. When she came out, she had a lil' bag with her. She got in and said - "I'm staying at your place tonite!!".
We got back to my apartment and there was like 15-20 people already there (friends who were crashing after being downtown - I give my keys to the less fortunate). When she saw this, she said that she would just get the Limo to come back and get her. How fast do you think I woke everyone up and gave them the boot?? Oh, it was fast. My guy friends were all like, "Dude, frig off - why are you waking us up??" - then they saw her, smiled and quitely left to stumble to the next crash pad.
We stayed up after that, reading the AVN (Adult Video News) yearly issue. She was asking me which girls I thought were hot. I told her, "It's not how hot they are - it's how well they do the work" - meaning, I can't stand those **** Stars that just go thru the motions (like Savanna - god rest her soul). I told her I like the girls that really work the job - girls who make you think they actually like doing ****. In talking to her - she was telling me that there are a couple of girls who really DO like doing films - that they don't treat it as a job - but get enjoyment out of it. Those girls are Nina Hartley, Barbara Dare, Ginger Lynn, Tracy Lords, Shyla Leveaux (what a suprise), Kobi Tai, Taylor Hayes (she used to work with Seymore Butts), Asia Carrara (sp?) - apparently Asia is a member of Mensa and can play the piano well enough to have try outs with major Orchestras - and a few others girls I have written down at home, but their names are escaping me right now. I told her that if she ever did get into the business, that she should never get a boob job and ALWAYS put on a performance. Well, one out of two isn't to bad.
We talked **** for a few hours and all the **** talk was driving me up the wall, seeing as I was talking about it with JENNA JAMISON!!! We ended up watching a bunch of Seinfeld episodes I had on tape and during the "Master of my Domain" episode, I mentioned that it would be awesome if I could get to see a **** star naked. Well, calling her a **** star must have struck a nerve (this girl really wanted to be a huge **** star - that was her life's goal) because she obliged. First she went into my bedroom and came out not wearing pants - she had on panties and everything up top. She posed for me for a bit, then went back into the room and came back out with no shirt on - now just bra and panties (they were red, by the way). The third trip resulted in the loss of panties and the bra came off "live" right before my eyes. I will tell you, as a stripper, she didn't have the moves down back then.....but I didn't complain. Her body is just sooo nice. That lil' "Heartbreaker" tattoo (she had it back then) and her tan lines were perfect. Her breast were 1000% better back then compared to now. She had perfect breasts. Rent one of the old Randy West's "Up and Cummers" vids that she made her debut in - she is natural in those, see for yourself how great they were.
So, after the "show" we settled back into the couch and continued watching TV with a bit of kissing and petting involved. She started acting quite odd when I kissed her. She said her past boyfriends didn't have foreplay with her (can you blame them?) and that the last time she kissed someone like the way we were kissing was "in the barn when I was 11". This kinda sucked for me, cause when I did finally make some sort of move to put my hands somewhere's besides her face and chest, she said, "No, don't ruin it - I like the sensuality".
So, that is about as far as it went - but I'll take it. I got to see her naked, kiss her and touch a booby (I felt 11 all over again also). Not to shabby.
Sorry for this SUPER-LONG account, but when I saw that there were guys here who knew who she is - I HAD to tell of my encounter. There has only been like 3 or 4 times I've had the chance to tell people - women have NO interest (THAH'S GROSS!!) and lots of guy don't know who I'm talking about (I know - damn married guys - lol).
Anyone else have any "brushes with **** Stars"???