Turby

WOW.........I wish I were you. Jenna is my fav...by far. I like the whole fake boob thing, as long as they are done right. Eventhough this is a porsche discussion, I thourghly enjoyed that story! <img src="graemlins/jumper.gif" border="0" alt="[jumper]" /> <img src="graemlins/jumper.gif" border="0" alt="[jumper]" /> <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />

mideastmafia

Prince,

starting today i will be offering:



thanks for the inspiration,
SHAUN

Lemon Yellow 87 n/a

Holy moly Prince, if you werent just bull****ting, you've become my new role model!! ****in-eh! Rights! did you ever see her again??

bs

damn, dude... i always kind of thought you were gay since your tag matches that of a god-awful gender bending pop star who sings the worst kind of whiny wuss music. after reading your story i at first changed my mind but now i'm wondering again.

i mean, i don't know if i could live with myself if i were you--i think i'd go insane thinking "if only i'd ...(insert insecurity of the day)... i could have slept with jenna!". plus the fact that pete "ramsy" north was after you, plus the fact that a hot **** star stripped for you....

or maybe i'm just insanely jealous!

PrerYDoG

Prince - that is the LONGEST post I have ever read, I think Mideast is right, we need a cliff note version, I think I will write it

There was this guy, who worked at a **** store

He met Peter North

Thinking Peter North was coming on to him, he asked for some chiquitas

He got drunk with the chiquitas, made out with the hottest of them all, and ended up with blue-ball syndrome

YOU ARE THE MAN

All I want to know is one thing, did ya get her wet? I agree, her ***** were excellent when they were au-natural, but I am very partial to really big *****, so I like 'em how they are now too. That's awesome that you got to "live the part" for a couple days, I'd have given my left nut to do that 2 years ago (have a long term g/f now, can't do that, though, if I loose her, I want you to try and network for me ) Shyla is friggin HOT, that's interesting to hear who she says actually enjoys there work, I for one can tell it in all of them. Though, I think she forgot to mention Shane, as I think she has the MOST fun out of anyone in the biz.

That's hilarious that you thought PN was trying to get after you, very few people know that he was in gay **** before. Too bad you basically describe him as smart as a box of rocks, but he does some great work Anyway, glad to hear someone else knows about it all as much as me (okay, can anyone guess I was single for a very long time?)

txhedg

phenomenal story, prince......I feel like I need to add my own story now (it will be much shorter than yours, though)

I have dabbled on the fringes of the **** industry a bit as well, as a good friend of mine has been the host of a show on playboy tv (helmetcam show) and a producer of another (nightcalls). I've gotten to know a few of the **** girls (devinn lane, alexandra silk, I cant remember exactly, they are kinda interchangable imho, not being the ****-purist that some are), but my fav by a long shot is Juli Ashton. Truly an amazingly nice person.

Anyway, last time I was in LA for a party, a friend of mine got in a fight with Stephanie Swift....its a long story, but we got let into a PBTV show taping, but Stephanie wasn't, and bitched about it, and what a big **** star she was "don't you know who I am??"....anyway, my friend told her to shut up, and later at the wrap party when she saw him she started in at him. Anyway, luckily Stephanies' "crew" was made up wimpy little 18 yr old punks, and there were 3 of us 250#+ guys, so since they didn't seem to have guns, thankgod, they kinda backtracked. Overall, that **** party, although chock-full-o vivid video girls, was pretty lame, actually.

The playmate of the year party the yr before was pretty awesome though. Me and my friend sat on a couch with Juli, some other **** girl I can't remember (ex-playmate), and Miss August '97 (can't remember her name, does only soft-core now)sitting on our laps for hours in the VIP section. David Schwimmer was standing around bitching he wanted a place to sit down with his crew (he seemed that night to be as much of a tool as he plays on Friends), and we just sat there with big-**** "its good to be the king" smiles, thinking that while a bazillion people watch his show, and only thousands watch my buddy's, interviewing **** stars for a living occasionally has its perks.

After the party the ex-playmates/**** stars pulled out their rather large selection of pharmaceutical supplies......hmm, I think I better stop there. But from what I can tell, albeit a small sample size, the rumors of that industries' hobbies are pretty accurate.

It brings a tear to my eye to see so many here on Rennlist that are **** afficionados.

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rihaa

Prince I bow down to you. Great story if it is true. Still a great story if it isn't.

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stealthx32

LOL, I can't believe I read that whole thing. BTW, you know WAYYYYYY too much about ****. I'd still like to be you though!
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Jeff928S4

Hey again all..

I knew I would get the "if it's true" stuff after I wrote that, but it really is true. I can just imagine the other guys out there who have better stories where they actually slept with her, I'm sure there is a lot of them!

Lemon - I have not seen her again - talked a few times after that, but haven't had contact in about 4-5 years.

BS - my user name was supposed to be 944SBoyee and my password Prince - got it backwards. HUGE Prince fan, I am. Ya, I know his style is in need of some fine tuning, but the man can play. I saw him in Toronto and that lil' sumbitch ran around the stage at one point and played every single instrument on that stage better than the people who played them in the band. He procedded to follow that up by saying, "Now - lets see that lip synching *** Micheal Jackson do THAT!!", while he grabbed his crotch - priceless. After that day, he was even more impressive to me as a musician. ....and yes - after I saw Jenna in her first movie (actually, it was called "CupCakes" -she was a "background performer" - and wasn't a Randy West film) I went thru about 2 weeks of "WHY - WHY - WHY - didn't I make more moves!!!!!". It got even worse when she became a Wicked Pictures Starlette.

PrerYDoG - I love Shane also - but only in her Seymore days. The whole "we all must wear condoms" Shane's World stuff bit it hard!! Every time I would rent a Shane's World, I would hope SHANE would actually be in it!!!

txhedg - actually Shayla is like best friends with Julie Ashton (and they are exact opposites). Julie Ashton is god. I can rarely find any good non-artsy movies with her in it. She does seem like she would be super-nice though. Did you know Stephanie Swift was just a production assistant on John Leslies movies and one day he asked her to "try out". She never wanted to do movies. She has, without a doubt, the nicest, small, firm breast out there. I have a poster of her on my bedroom door (The promo poster for "Service Maids - a Modern Cinderella Story").

stealthx32 - you think I know too much about ****?? Get this - my friends and I play a game whenever we are in a video store. They pick any random **** off the shelf and either tell me the title or give me a quick glace at the box cover - I can then list at least 3 female performers. I am 100% and have never been stumped (Euro weirdo movies not included in the game rules!!). In the two years I worked in the vid store, I amassed 27 6-hour tapes that I made from dubbing scenes - gotta love getting free **** by working there - I'd take home like 6-7 every nite, they had over 6000 movies and I watched em' all!!! I even bought a duel deck VCR. I now have over 75 tapes of wall-to-wall scenes (only the best scenes, of course)...each tape being 6-hours long - SLP record speed for me! When I make a "best-of" tape, I take out all the "bad" parts of a scene - i.e. anytime a guy goes down on a girl, any close-up shots of the male organ that do not include body shots of the girl, any - and I mean any, shots of the guys hairy *** pumping up and down (mostly in doggie-style shots), and those annoying "I'm about to finish this scene" facial shots they do of the guys (which, in reality are there so the guy can actually wack it in the corner till he is really ready to finish - the face shot is the gateway between the actual sex you were watching and him really finishing his way.) I also do my own looping of the hottest parts of the scenes. My tapes are in very high demand amongst my friends, needless to say. I have traded tapes for many things - I once gave a guy at a Elecrtonics shop copies of 25 of my tapes and he took $250 of my new TV. If anyone here wants some copies, let me know - I can send ya's some. We're all family, right??

It's funny I brought up the "guy finishing" part. Did you all know that there are only like 6-7 male performers that can finish on cue? Ron Jeremy, TT Boy (oh, that TT!), Peter North, Mark Davis (that english guy who used to be ripped, but is now bald and pudgy), Marc Wallace (although he doesn't work much anymore), Tom Byron and I think a few others. That is why they use them so much. Peter was telling me, if you go down to Pornville and try out, if you can't finish on cue or within like 30 seconds of when they ask you - your right out the door.....many, many, many have tried!! They will even mock you, so you don't come back to try again. There is alot to being a **** guy.....a lot of JOY!!!

The funniest thing in **** is when Ron Jeremy makes the girl pick a number between 15 and 45 and makes them count it down from the number they picked - then he finishes EXACTLY when they say, "Zero".

Also - to keep this Porsche related - did you all know that any girl who signs with Exreme Associates (Tom Byron/Rob Black/Rob Van Dam's company) gets the use of a new 911 during their contract???


944SBoyee (Prince)

rage2

[quote]Originally posted by Water944t:
<strong>I already have PLENTY of pic of Jenna...</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by Prince:
<strong>Anyone else have any "brushes with **** Stars"???</strong><hr></blockquote>

I MET Jenna (as well as many others) at the AVN Awards show. I have a few friends "in the business".

Jeff928S4

Rage - what are those AVN award shows like? I've often thought of putting some money aside and making it a trip. I've seen them on tapes, but what really goes on? Are they worth a trip?

rage2

[quote]Originally posted by Prince:
<strong>Rage - what are those AVN award shows like? I've often thought of putting some money aside and making it a trip. I've seen them on tapes, but what really goes on? Are they worth a trip?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's pretty much what you see on the tapes. The parties afterwards are much more exciting, but they're invite only. I *think* anyone can buy a table of 10 for the AVN awards.

judd944

I had a cool experience although I don't know if it was a cool as yours. I was lucky enough to spend the summer of 2000 in Europe traveling by myself. In the first three days in Belgium I went to the train station and bought a ticket to Cannes for the film festival. I planned on doing this and my parents thought I was crazy for packing my tuxedo for a 3 month stay in Europe. So the first night in Cannes I dress in my tux and head down to the red carpet to watch the stars walk up the red carpet. I test all the exits and they are all guarded heavily by security so I take a few photos and a girl comes up to me and asks if I have an extra ticket. "no" I said confused, who in their right mind would have an extra ticket? well about 10 min later a girl starts speaking to me in french and I tell her I dont speak french. she then asks me if I have a ticket in english. "no" I reply. she then asks me if I want to be her date for the evening and gives me a ticket! after the movie we got into 3 different parties. one was hosted by Carlsburg beer, and another by Reelplay.com on the roof of the Carlton hotel. I partied all night and went back to my youth hostel and passed out at 9 am. the next night I was walking down the street and I saw a girl filming a movie. It turns out to be "Misty Rain" a porno actress from the states. I ask to get a pic with her and she agrees. she drops her top and everyone on the street stops and starts taking photos of her and I. It was great. I have a digital photo I someone could post it. Cannes was awesome. I stayed with Marie( the girl I got the ticket from) in paris for a week. I still talk to her.
sorry for the long post. more happened in Cannes but I cant post that kind of stuff!

Lemon Yellow 87 n/a

Post the pic!

judd944

Lemon, I can send it to you. I am not sure if I can post it or not.