I think numbers 15 and 23 (he thinks he is a Cowboy) apply directly to my boss...
I feel like I am living in the Office Space movie sometimes...




30 things you wish you could say at meeting, but can't.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****
2. How about never, is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
6. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
7. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a word you're saying.
8. Ahhh....I see the ****-up fairy has visited again
9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
11. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
14. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist.
15. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
16. What am I?...Fly paper for freaks?
17. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
18. Do I look like a people person?
19. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
23. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
24. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
25. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
28. Chaos, panic and disorder...My work here is done.
29. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
30. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks

 

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[quote]Originally posted by *Michael*:
<strong>I think numbers 15 and 23 (he thinks he is a Cowboy) apply directly to my boss...
I feel like I am living in the Office Space movie sometimes...


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I love that movie, sometimes I space out for a day and feel a lot better afterwards...

I have one of those terrible middle-man bosses who isn't really capable of doing his job.
It feels so good not telling him that he is wrong sometimes and just see the **** hit the fan...

It also has the coolest song, damn it feels good to be a gangster...

 

Thanks, I guess I can get through another day of it now. <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" />

 

Those are great!

Here's one of my favorites...

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!