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Old 09-09-2002, 05:00 PM
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did you see one of those posts?

"Number one at the gay orgy endurance challenge" <img src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[hiha]" /> <img src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[hiha]" />
Old 09-09-2002, 05:53 PM
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When I have some money to throw around, I want to make a rice car with wings resembling an f15's tail. OH and I want to install a grill gard on the thing and.....why why why
-Robert D.
Old 09-09-2002, 06:10 PM
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Umm, Wheels that keep spinning after the car has stopped.

I thought I had a bad weekend, now I've got a REALLY bad headache.

Please make these "High Speed Tuners" GO AWAY
Old 09-09-2002, 08:33 PM
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i knew someone getting rid of an old yugo, i wanted to put a wing on the roof and some yugo racing stickers... i thought it would be funny to drive for the weekend.

but then i bought a porsche and all my extra money goes into it
Old 09-09-2002, 09:16 PM
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If only it had chrome wiper blades...I should get some of those plastic window things for the 944. Anyone want to help put more exhaust tips on also?
Old 09-09-2002, 10:35 PM
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Old 09-09-2002, 10:46 PM
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OK, I can't remember when or where, but I saw a "news" story once on a guy with a CRX. He actually admitted that he purchased two trash cans and fixed them onto his exhaust - he had two huge cans coming out the back of his CRX. You can only imagine how this looked. I've got nothing else to say.
Old 09-10-2002, 12:24 AM
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[quote] The best I saw was when I was in Japan.<hr></blockquote>

Why didnt you know? This is where rice COMES from! <img src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[hiha]" />
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<a href="http://www.anti-rice.com" target="_blank">The King of all Rice!</a>
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Not really rice, but this is still pretty good.http://www.anti-rice.com/rice5/pic03.jpg

<a href="http://www.anti-rice.com/rice5/park.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.anti-rice.com/rice5/park.jpg</a>
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Old 09-10-2002, 01:46 AM
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I'm sorry, but this isn't funny:

Old 09-10-2002, 01:57 AM
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That Porsche is truly sad. It should be liberated from that abusive owner. I thought some things were sacred.
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Its AMAF with more $$$$$
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There's always the exotic lighted exhaust tips and bass cannons painted and stickered to look like nitrous bottles.

Where did the little puking guy come from? <img src="graemlins/burnout.gif" border="0" alt="[burnout]" /> <img src="graemlins/burnout.gif" border="0" alt="[burnout]" />


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