Waay OT: Women w/mullets
01-27-2003, 03:09 AM
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Waay OT: Women w/mullets
Just completed a cruise through SW Missouri and NW Arkansas. Evidently Cosmo and other women's fashion magazines aren't distributed in "them thar hills"... Other products that aren't distributed there include toothpaste and toothbrushes. Geez. Great driving roads, tho!
No flames intended towards those who live there and enjoy it...
Regards,
No flames intended towards those who live there and enjoy it...
Regards,
01-27-2003, 04:08 AM
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I just spent a half hour writing about how last week I was in Alabama, and I got mistaken for a drug smuggler/dealer. It was my first time in handcuffs!! Half my story got cut off when i sent it. I give up. It was a good story though. :-)
01-27-2003, 07:28 AM
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i got mistaken for a drug dealer out in the hamptons once! it was fun, got thrown on the hood of a car had the cop rip through my pockets and empty them on my car, he even counted out my cash on the hood of his car like they do in cops..... then he noticed that the card in my wallet said my dad was a cop and i was telling the truth oops!
01-27-2003, 07:51 AM
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I will start having breakfast before jumping on line. "Women in mullets" will be haunting me all day . . .
:-)
WIM II can not befar behind . . Are you sure they were women?
hehehe
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WIM II can not befar behind . . Are you sure they were women?
hehehe
01-27-2003, 11:14 AM
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Usually I find that women with mullets:
A. "Live in a van down by the river".
or
B. "Play for the other team".
Or both <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .
Tifo
A. "Live in a van down by the river".
or
B. "Play for the other team".
Or both <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .
Tifo
01-27-2003, 11:35 AM
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Right here in North Carolina you dont even have to make a road trip to go mullet hunting. All ya have to do is spend a Sunday afternoon at Walmart.
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01-27-2003, 11:46 AM
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haha, mistaken for a drug dealer.
My brother in law is on the local NARC/Sting squad. He is suposed to look like a junkie/dealer or whatever. He would almost pass if he wasn't over 30. But I have to tell you, I met the other guys he works with and oh man. I swore I partied with some of them back in the day. Creepy how undercover they can look, even when there not on the job. Almost felt like asking them "you know where I can score any...." Kinka felt like hanging out with the "Training Day" squad.
Well then, that was more OT than the mullet thing.
My brother in law is on the local NARC/Sting squad. He is suposed to look like a junkie/dealer or whatever. He would almost pass if he wasn't over 30. But I have to tell you, I met the other guys he works with and oh man. I swore I partied with some of them back in the day. Creepy how undercover they can look, even when there not on the job. Almost felt like asking them "you know where I can score any...." Kinka felt like hanging out with the "Training Day" squad.
Well then, that was more OT than the mullet thing.
01-27-2003, 01:17 PM
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For those who haven't taken a deep spiritual journey before, here you go:
<a href="http://www.mulletsgalore.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mulletsgalore.com/</a>
Remember this day.
<a href="http://www.mulletsgalore.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mulletsgalore.com/</a>
Remember this day.
01-27-2003, 01:21 PM
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By the way, I believe you guys are referring to what is classified in the mullet handbook as the femullet.
<img src="http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/!pix/I/powerdykemullet.JPG" alt=" - " />
9. femullet (fem-mullet): there are many varieties of the femullet--and contrary to popular belief, not all femullets are dykemullets, but all dykemullets are definitely femullets. Here we see a powerdykemullet.
Mulletude: 8
Aggressiveness: 7
Hobbies: taking (adopted) mulletkids to the county fair, a game called "Bar ****," fixing motorcycles.
Sightings: on the arm of a fellow mullethead, Noe Valley.
Favorite Bands: Indigo Girls.
<img src="http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/!pix/I/powerdykemullet.JPG" alt=" - " />
9. femullet (fem-mullet): there are many varieties of the femullet--and contrary to popular belief, not all femullets are dykemullets, but all dykemullets are definitely femullets. Here we see a powerdykemullet.
Mulletude: 8
Aggressiveness: 7
Hobbies: taking (adopted) mulletkids to the county fair, a game called "Bar ****," fixing motorcycles.
Sightings: on the arm of a fellow mullethead, Noe Valley.
Favorite Bands: Indigo Girls.
01-27-2003, 04:43 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by MichelleJD:
<strong>I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Wow. I hope you're kidding. If a bunch of women were poking fun at men with mullets, I wouldn't be offended.............
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<strong>I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Wow. I hope you're kidding. If a bunch of women were poking fun at men with mullets, I wouldn't be offended.............
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01-27-2003, 04:56 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by tifosiman:
<strong>[QUOTE]Originally posted by MichelleJD:
[qb]I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Wow. I hope you're kidding. If a bunch of women were poking fun at men with mullets, I wouldn't be offended.............
...I wouldn't be offended either, unless, of course I HAD MY VERY OWN MULLET...!?!
<strong>[QUOTE]Originally posted by MichelleJD:
[qb]I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Wow. I hope you're kidding. If a bunch of women were poking fun at men with mullets, I wouldn't be offended.............
...I wouldn't be offended either, unless, of course I HAD MY VERY OWN MULLET...!?!
01-27-2003, 05:18 PM
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Lawers cannot have mullets!
I think it's somewhere in the Constitution, I'm not sure.
You see, in the early stages of law, it was required that most lawers wear powdered wigs (they still do here in Nova Scotia). These particular wigs looked an aweful lot like a mullet, so if a modern-day lawyer dons a mullet, it confuses the judges and society in general.
.......thus Michelle is mullet-free and is joking.
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Oh, and P.S. Michelle - stop acting like such a girl :-)
I think it's somewhere in the Constitution, I'm not sure.
You see, in the early stages of law, it was required that most lawers wear powdered wigs (they still do here in Nova Scotia). These particular wigs looked an aweful lot like a mullet, so if a modern-day lawyer dons a mullet, it confuses the judges and society in general.
.......thus Michelle is mullet-free and is joking.
944S Boyeee
Oh, and P.S. Michelle - stop acting like such a girl :-)
01-27-2003, 05:21 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by MichelleJD:
<strong>I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Michelle, this sudden burst of political correctness isn't necessary. For goodness sake, if we can't rag on mullets, you might as well sew all our lips together. Tell me you're jerkin' our chains. <img border="0" alt="[oops]" title="" src="graemlins/oops.gif" />
<strong>I find this thread insulting and not in the least bit funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Michelle, this sudden burst of political correctness isn't necessary. For goodness sake, if we can't rag on mullets, you might as well sew all our lips together. Tell me you're jerkin' our chains. <img border="0" alt="[oops]" title="" src="graemlins/oops.gif" />