Beat the speeding ticket!
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Cripes! "Fighting with our cars"??? You, sir, are no doubt the _stupidest_ person to post on this board in the several years I've been here. You do not deserve to be on a public highway, ever.
Obviously, some village somewhere is missing a perfectly good idiot...
Jim, more chlorine in the gene pool, please!
Obviously, some village somewhere is missing a perfectly good idiot...
Jim, more chlorine in the gene pool, please!
#32
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[quote]Originally posted by deepice:
<strong>AMAF there is absolutely no doubt in my mind you rode the short bus.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Did someone say short bus?
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AMAF: You're starting to be a real pain.
-Z.
<strong>AMAF there is absolutely no doubt in my mind you rode the short bus.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Did someone say short bus?
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AMAF: You're starting to be a real pain.
-Z.
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Hey AMAF!
Before I call the men in white coats to take you away answer this question:
If your parents get divorced will they still be siblings?
There has to be a reason you brag about being so so stooopid, and inbreading seems like the only answer. Unless of course your a cannibal and have mad cow disease. Unless you can give the other posters of this board a legitimate reason why you should not receive the "biggest **** on the board award"! <img src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" border="0" alt="[bigbye]" />
Before I call the men in white coats to take you away answer this question:
If your parents get divorced will they still be siblings?
There has to be a reason you brag about being so so stooopid, and inbreading seems like the only answer. Unless of course your a cannibal and have mad cow disease. Unless you can give the other posters of this board a legitimate reason why you should not receive the "biggest **** on the board award"! <img src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" border="0" alt="[bigbye]" />
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amaf
You are the reason that they should only give licenses to people who have the intelligence to drive. It should not have anything to do with age, especially since you seem to think that you are 7 years old and in The Dukes of Hazzard or something. You are an ignorant fool that recklessly put other peoples lives in danger because they were "shouting".
Your lucky that:
A-They did not have a gun
B-That was not me
I would have not played you game. I would have simply called the state police and had them arrest you.
It is now abundantly clear to me as to why you were getting so many inquiring replies to your post.
You are the reason that they should only give licenses to people who have the intelligence to drive. It should not have anything to do with age, especially since you seem to think that you are 7 years old and in The Dukes of Hazzard or something. You are an ignorant fool that recklessly put other peoples lives in danger because they were "shouting".
Your lucky that:
A-They did not have a gun
B-That was not me
I would have not played you game. I would have simply called the state police and had them arrest you.
It is now abundantly clear to me as to why you were getting so many inquiring replies to your post.
#37
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AMAF,
You are a fool, a danger to yourself and danger to others. I quote you below:
[quote] We forced them to stop in the middle of the highway, and we were ready to pull them out of their car and do what we had to do...Finally, we're fighting on the highway with our cars, my friend tries to drive them off the road, and we pretty much had them ****ting bricks...In no means was I trying to be the aggressor,<hr></blockquote>
I vote we ban AMAF from now on. No one should ever post replies to his messages.
You are a fool, a danger to yourself and danger to others. I quote you below:
[quote] We forced them to stop in the middle of the highway, and we were ready to pull them out of their car and do what we had to do...Finally, we're fighting on the highway with our cars, my friend tries to drive them off the road, and we pretty much had them ****ting bricks...In no means was I trying to be the aggressor,<hr></blockquote>
I vote we ban AMAF from now on. No one should ever post replies to his messages.
#38
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I think you guys are being too hard on amaf. After a careful analysis of his posts, I have come to the conclusion that he is probably a 12 year old boy. There is no other explanation for his alarming statments. So let up on him.
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Ooooh, I get it, he ran his friends matchbox car off the "road" with his own matchbox car (or was it a Hot Wheels). Then his mommy called him and his friend in for cookies and juice. I feel so much more safe now.
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You guys think this fool actually did this?
A moron yes, I give you that. But this, to me, sounds like the mad ravings of a little boy with an identity crisis who wants people to think he is a big, tough, fast and furious street racer. I'd give 20-1 odds that this never happened.
But I'm still going to ignore these idiotic posts from now on.
Paul
A moron yes, I give you that. But this, to me, sounds like the mad ravings of a little boy with an identity crisis who wants people to think he is a big, tough, fast and furious street racer. I'd give 20-1 odds that this never happened.
But I'm still going to ignore these idiotic posts from now on.
Paul
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... I was like going to the store and I pull up to the lights and this guy in a Funny Car is like eyeballing me so I say yeah buddy let's do it and he's like okay so I floor it and totally kick his *** and he's like crying and all that **** then I come out of the store and kid is looking at me from his dumbass Honda and I follow his sorry butt to his house and say why don't you come out onto the road and settle this like a man and he kinda gulps but says okay I get on my phone and call my friend and tell him to meet me he drives a tank and we go out to the Highway and my bud totally flattens the back of his car and then this guy is totally freaked and shaking and stuff and my bud gets out of the tank with Hulk Hogan and Mr T and we all join in totally whaling on this guys *** and then.....
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Judge: "So, Amaf, what's your explanation for this speeding ticket"
Amaf: " I wasn't speeding your honor, I drive an automatic 924S...theoretically impossible to acclerate to a level compatible with the term 'speeding'."
Judge: "I stand corrected, young man. Case dismissed."
Amaf: " I wasn't speeding your honor, I drive an automatic 924S...theoretically impossible to acclerate to a level compatible with the term 'speeding'."
Judge: "I stand corrected, young man. Case dismissed."