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Old 06-24-2009, 03:51 PM
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Some of the comments on Rennlist really make my day. I shall start with a few:

This is Rennlist. I reserve the right to post a poorly-supported, belligerent-toned opinion on something I know nothing about on any forum here - RallyJon

What the hell does this have to do with either A. The search feature or B. airplanes on treadmills - SidViscous

Wait can you repeat that in English? I never bothered to learn gay - VOoDOoGTX

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Old 06-24-2009, 04:14 PM
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I went to a bourbon tasting last month. A liquor distributor came into a restaurant and setup six kinds of whiskey for us to try. They made the mistake of giving us all empty tasting glasses and passing the bottle around so we could pour our own .5 oz tastings. Everyone at my table topped off their glasses and the bottles were empty before making it halfway around the room. Some whiskey socialist came in to redistribute the whiskey I'd worked so hard for, but we were all still left with quite a bit of the stuff. The tasting lasted slightly over an hour. During the first 50 minutes the distributor spoke about what makes a bourbon a bourbon and he shared some stories from his years in the whiskey business. We listened respectfully. The last ten minutes was tasting time. We started with the lightest whiskey and worked our way to the strongest. Fifteen minutes later it was as if someone had turned a fire hose on the room. People were standing on their chairs yelling, the guy in charge was trying to talk, and the humidity in the small room approached a rain forest. Everyone had something to say, and instead of waiting for the other person to finish, you just tried to talk louder than them.
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99% of what tifo posts

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Old 06-25-2009, 12:49 AM
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tifo and tomr always have gems
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glad something i said stuck.
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Originally Posted by tifosiman
They made the mistake of giving us all empty tasting glasses and passing the bottle around so we could pour our own
tasters 1 distributors 0

Originally Posted by tifosiman
Everyone at my table topped off their glasses and the bottles were empty before making it halfway around the room
tasters 2 distributors 0

Originally Posted by tifosiman
People were standing on their chairs yelling, the guy in charge was trying to talk
tasters 3 distributors
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I've never been able to find the OP but it was in a thread about dogs and someone chimed in about liking cats. The quote was "I love cats, I just can't eat a whole one" I sprayed beer on my monitor over that one
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nothin wrong with munching on a lil kittie from time to time
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Originally Posted by KuHL 951
I've never been able to find the OP but it was in a thread about dogs and someone chimed in about liking cats. The quote was "I love cats, I just can't eat a whole one" I sprayed beer on my monitor over that one
that too was SidViscous.



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