SidViscous

THERE WAS SOMEONE IN MY APARTMENT THIS MORNING!

I came down and the tv was on, but they had used the wrong clicker so the station was not clear (Have to change with the vcr remot) and some lights were on. So maybe I left them on I thought.

Was just downstairs and there was a HUGE DUMP IN MY TOILET!

OC Porsche

Maybe it was one of my kids....they always forget to flush

seriously that's not really funny. did you leave your door unlocked or something? Some people have no respect for other peoples thrones.

SidViscous

I'm pretty sure it was the maintenance people here.

But yeah it's possible I left my door unlocked. Won't happen again.

I would have thought that the targets hanging on my refrigerator would be enough of a deterent.

mouse

Sounds like that one children's story about the 3 bears with the girl whose name escapes me.

mouse

Goldy locks? I think that's it.

nwehtje944

maybe you had a few too many <img src="graemlins/drink.gif" border="0" alt="[cherrsagai]" /> <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> <img src="graemlins/drink.gif" border="0" alt="[cherrsagai]" /> and you don't remember all the crazy stuff you did last night. <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />

Raceit

You didn't flush it did you?

Because you could get that analyzed and then get samples from the current apartment staff and see if the make-up of any of the samples match.

...just a thought.

CPTdooberhead

When I lived in the dorms, the RA's would go around, and if they were able to get in your room because you left it unlocked, they would put a big sticker on the door that said "If I were a thief, you would have been robbed"

I guess taking a **** in your toilet and not flushing it is the same thing...

SidViscous

"If I were a thief, you would have been robbed"


Except for two things.

1. I was home

2. The door was locked

I sleep til about 10:00 because I got to work at 11:00. I assume they were here and left when they heard my alarm but didn't want to make any noise.

And I;ve got news for you. This is my home, not a fecking dorm room.

Ken D

[quote]Originally posted by SidViscous:
<strong>"If I were a thief, you would have been robbed"


Except for two things.

1. I was home

2. The door was locked

I sleep til about 10:00 because I got to work at 11:00. I assume they were here and left when they heard my alarm but didn't want to make any noise.

And I;ve got news for you. This is my home, not a fecking dorm room.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe you were sleepwalking? I have a buddy who occasionaly sleepwalks. Last time it happened, he got up, walked into the living room, and pee'd all over the VCR. Shorted the damn thing out. His roomate woke to find the puddle & the dead VCR the next morning. He had no idea it happened.

SidViscous

You guys aren't getting it.

I have never sleepwalked in my life, I have cousins who have, but I never have. I don't use the downstairs can, and I have never in my life taken a dump that large. That would not have been something I'd forgotten.

I've lived here six years, have come down twice before to find the TV on an odd channel like that. All of the times have been fairly recently.

I also had a problem earlier where my Keg ran dry in about two weeks, with me drinking the same.

No proof of anything for those things, but the dump is something different.

jim968

Got any friends with a strange sense of humor and either have a key or know where you hide a spare?? Or maybe ex-friends?

Or maybe a previous tenant who still has a key?

Jim, kicking the nicotime jones this week, staying home alone & slightly drugged...

SidViscous

Just one and I called him at 11:30 last night to make sure it wasn't him.

They just changed the locks about 2 or 3 months ago so not an old tennant (I've been there 6 years)

Going to replace the dorknob with one that locks so that only me and my budd can get in (unless you pick it)

Flat Six Addict

Well at least it was in the toilet. My dog decided not to wake me up to let me know she had to go outside. So she proceded to crap all over the bathroom floor and then tracked it everywhere. Now, it's so stuck to the damn floor that I scraped at the linoleum with a putty knife and I can't remove it....

Trying Turpentine, and then Toxic waste next. <img src="graemlins/cussing.gif" border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" />

Mark Parker

Sid. What in Gods name are the maintenance people doing in your place, watching your TV and using your toilet anyway ? I think you should go with one of the security camera outfits you can get nowdays, get the bastards on video, and put somebody in jail. They deserve no less. <img src="graemlins/cussing.gif" border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" />