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06-26-2003, 01:40 AM
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During class, a new young female substitute teacher asks little Johnny a question, "If there are three birds sitting on the power lines and a hunter shots one, how many birds are left? little Johnny replies, "None because the sound from the gun would scare the other birds". The teacher answers, "No, that is incorrect, the answer is two. But, I like the way you think." During recess, little Johnny asks the young female substitute teacher a question, "there are three women sitting on the bench across the street, one is eating an apple, the other is drinking a soda, and the third is sucking on a popsicle. Which one is not married?" The teacher replies, "The one sucking on the popsicle." Little Johnny answers, "No, the one without the ring. But I do like the way you think."
06-27-2003, 03:18 AM
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buy my dad's 92 968 cab. it's got like, 42k on the clock, grey interior, midnight blue, blue top, 993 wheels. I think he wants $24,000. GARAGE QUEEN. won the novice class in the concours d'elegance in 2000. hasn't been entered since. Kept in storage under a cover unless driven...