"Here's a Quarter. Why don't you get a rat to gnaw that thing of your face"

Uncle Buck

 

"Someone shut that .... up before I go over there and ......... her head."
-Way Of The Gun
Sorry Kev. I guess some of you should rent the movie. The way in which that line appears is quite humorous. Of course, a sense of humor is required (which would probably exclude Turbokev and his wife, who has never heard those words before).

BTW, my dictionary finds Turbokev's post offensive because "rhelm" is not a word. It feels much better now that it has been corrected.

 

“Does thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that’s the stuff life is made of.”
-Benjamin Franklin

"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head."
-Bradley Nowell

 

I find Enzo's most recent "favorite quote" very offensive and would like it removed. There is no call for language like that on a public forum that my wife sometimes reads.

Thank you.

 

For my quote, I'll keep it in the automotive realm..

Wind-
In my hair-
Shifting and drifting-
Mechanical music-
Adrenalin surge...

Well-weathered leather,
Hot metal and oil,
The scented country air.
Sunlight on chrome,
The blur of the landscape,
Every nerve aware.
_____________________
Rush-Red Barchetta

 

my porsche related quotes:

"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing."
--Billy Rose

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

and there's always room for dirty harry:
I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's the 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

 

Professor to student:

"Your essay is both good and original. Unfortunately, the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good."

 

[quote]Originally posted by Fixn2xlr8:
<strong>Dont sweat pety things, and dont pet sweaty things.</strong><hr></blockquote>

nonononono...It's "Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!"

 

One I saw the other day on <a href="http://maddox.xmission.com/" target="_blank">maddox.xmission.com</a>:

"There's always someone as horny as you are ugly."

Fair Warning: Maddox is patently offensive, so if you get your feathers muffed easily, avoid his site. I find his stuff to be brilliant satire, intended or not.

 

wow....glad too see alot of fellow HST fans!


"so we shall let the reader answer the question for himself. who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed" hst at age 16

too many quotables for hst, thats just the one i read last night heheheh. im always reading multiple books at once....always throw in a gonzo book for spice heheheh

sflraver..another great stand by me quote..."ohh no...thats a goocher" vern on the coin flip in the junkyard

 

Sauerkraut, HST is something else, eh? I have ordered his next book and am eagerly awaiting its arrival. I also can't wait for "The Rum Diary" to arrive at the theater. Have you read that one?

And now a quote that opened up "Fear and Loathing"-

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson

 

Oxen that rattle the yoke and chain, or halt in the leafy shade! what is that you express in your eyes?

It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life.

---Walt Whitman, Song of Myself

 

From an IT/harware manager: "Better to have and not need, than to need, and not have." (Brian Donatello)

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" -James Bond

"The Answer to Life...The Universe...and Everything...is...
...42" -Deep Thought (Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

"Speed does not kill. The wrong speed at the wrong time kills." -Vic Elford.

From The Simpsons:
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" -Homer

"D'oh!" -Homer

"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!" -Homer

"Me fail English? That's Unpossible!" -Ralphie


And here are some quotes that I absolutely HATE:

"NAWS!" -Fast and the Furious.

"Dude, you're getting a Dell!" -That stupid Dell guy.

"Wazzzaaaup!" -Bud Beer Guys

 

He really was a helluva guy.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." HST

"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether." - Hunter S. Thompson


It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. HST

And another that I can't remember exactly, but was quoted when he left the courthouse one day.

"As to the charge of rape it is just patently untrue. The guns were all perfectly legal. On the count of Exsplosives. Well if they want to send me to an exsplosives education course or something that's fine by me.


As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money.
What's important is that you continue to do so.
-- Lazlo Lazlo Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

For those of you who haven't make sure you watch a Movie called "Where the Buffalo Roam." Hunter didn't really like it, but I thought it was hilarous and was my introduction to Hunter.

 

pick any line from ******.