Enzo's Nightmare

Sorry Kev, but I was not intending to offend anyone or use the words "in a conversation." It was simply a quote that I was repeating. Granted, it contained offensive language, and it was probably wrong to display publicly, but I did it anyway. I wish you would have tried to send me a private message asking me to change it instead of making me look even worse than I already did at that point, but oh well. That is probably just your nature.
If you look over rest of the quotes you will probably find some things that are equally offensive. I also don't know if you did it on purpose or not, but you offended my dictionary once again.

zehnd

Homer quote:

Florida! That's America's ****!

993Maineiac

I have gone from one conclusion, thinking it is fact, to the next conclusion knowing it is fact. The only conclusion that I have come to is that I am confused-Hugh Prather

Time wounds all heels-Bumper sticker on I-35 in Austin

Toolmaster

My personal favorite -

"Racecar spelled backwards is RACECAR."

trebor_quitman

Does anyone know what this is from?

"when a man lies, he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness anylonger, cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?"

And on a brighter note, my favorite quote;

"I like pudding!"

Mledbetter

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

-Jack Handy

led

women need a reason to have sex. men just need a place -Billy Crystal
the whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts -Bertrand Russel
if you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge -Henry Spencer
if builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization -Gerald Weinberg
two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe -Albert Einstein
anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new -Albert Einstein

sweanders

"People have faith in people who have faith in people."

-Unknown

If think that it pretty much adds up who I have faith in..

Or my mechanics reply when I told him that I found oil on the outside of the gearbox after ha had serviced it:
"Yep, I've changed the oil both internally and externally."

Perry 951

"A mistake on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

This is the absolute funniest yet most offensive thing I have ever seen or heard. I was having an exit meeting (termination) with 2 employees, one man, one woman. The man did not say a word for most of it. After I tell the man I am going to let him go, he stands up, faces the woman, removes his "package" and quickly arranges it.

"Does this look like a turkey?" he states, then walks out the door.

cheetah chrome

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that is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Avionics

I'm suprised no one remembered this one, great
when you see something ya can't afford/have.
"I Gotta HAVE Me One of These" Will Smith, from
the movie "Independance Day"

for what it's worth,
Bill

Andy S2

From ****** :

-"Do you like dags?"
-"Dags?"
-"Yes dags, do you like dags?"
-"Dogs, Oh yeh , I like dogs"

Possibly Brad Pitts finest moment

Tom Cruise From Risky Business :

"Porsche, there is no substitute"

Andy

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