I love stupid people
#1
I love stupid people
So I get off work early tonight for the first time in a month [yeah, 9:30 is early...usually get home at 2am] and my reward was a close-encounter with a UFO. Boy racer is in the slow lane merging onto the freeway and comes over three fvcking lanes right on top of me. Luckily I saw the retarded b1tch flying toward me so I backed off...emphasis on luckily.
So what does boy ricer do next? He stays right in front of me not realizing what he's done - imagine that. I high-beamed the little **** and pulled up beside him to offer the bird and a few choice words. Idiot decides I'm trying to race him and speeds off at a snail's pace with fart pipe a-sounding, blue lights, and all. What a fvck...and when I take my exit he hits his 4-ways to signal that I lost the race. Oh darn.
I love stupid people.
So what does boy ricer do next? He stays right in front of me not realizing what he's done - imagine that. I high-beamed the little **** and pulled up beside him to offer the bird and a few choice words. Idiot decides I'm trying to race him and speeds off at a snail's pace with fart pipe a-sounding, blue lights, and all. What a fvck...and when I take my exit he hits his 4-ways to signal that I lost the race. Oh darn.
I love stupid people.
#4
Race Director
Is it just me or are there a lot fewer rice-cars out there than there used to be? Must be that dot.bomb crash in Silicon Valley taking away all the money and jobs...
#5
Nordschleife Master
people who spend two months work paycheck on a 3 level spoiler for a front wheel drive car, that is 20 years old, are stupid. Yes, they are people. just like you and me. The difference is, they're stupid.
#6
My problem with stupid people is that they send me into a blind rage, and in turn cause me to become stupid as well. Maybee I have to much testosterone or something or I need to take anger management classes, but when some twerp cuts me off to race, I want to race them to the point they go well beyond the boundries of their car and end up killing themselves. But when I calm down I realize it's just some REALLY nieve kid who doesn't get enough attention and therefore thinks making fart sounds either with his exaust or his armpits will make him popular. We can all do stupid things given the right situation/opportunity, we're human.
#7
Race Director
Alright, here's to stupidity!!! <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> <img src="graemlins/drink.gif" border="0" alt="[cherrsagai]" />
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#11
[quote]Originally posted by ecpunk:
<strong>If we kill all of the stupid people, would society just raise the bar on what we consider to be stupid?
If not, then i have a plan...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Haha, thats the funniest thing I've heard today...
<strong>If we kill all of the stupid people, would society just raise the bar on what we consider to be stupid?
If not, then i have a plan...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Haha, thats the funniest thing I've heard today...
#12
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Assumption:
The percentage of stupid people in the population is a constant over time.
Fact:
The population of the United States (and that of the Earth) is increasing.
Conclusion:
If the assumption is correct, then the number of stupid people is indeed increasing.
<img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" />
The percentage of stupid people in the population is a constant over time.
Fact:
The population of the United States (and that of the Earth) is increasing.
Conclusion:
If the assumption is correct, then the number of stupid people is indeed increasing.
<img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" />
#13
Three Wheelin'
[quote]Originally posted by Tim Strayer:
<strong>
Haha, thats the funniest thing I've heard today...</strong><hr></blockquote>
The sad part is that Jon and I have talked about this in length....
<strong>
Haha, thats the funniest thing I've heard today...</strong><hr></blockquote>
The sad part is that Jon and I have talked about this in length....
#15
Former Sponsor
[quote]Originally posted by Dave E:
<strong>Are there more stupid people now than there used to be? It seems to get more prevalent every year!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't know about more(quantity) stupid people. I think the gap between intelligent and stupid is expanding so we(intelligent people) are noticing it more. People are just getting more stupid!
<strong>Are there more stupid people now than there used to be? It seems to get more prevalent every year!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't know about more(quantity) stupid people. I think the gap between intelligent and stupid is expanding so we(intelligent people) are noticing it more. People are just getting more stupid!