I posted this in the OT area, but many don't visit that area, so this might be redundant (but I think the joke is worthy being here too).

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$15.00 Porsche*



*A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
to fuss, "Where did you get that car???!!!He calmly told them, "I bought

it today."*
*"With what money?" demanded his parents? "We know what a Porsche
costs."*
*"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars.*
*"So the parents began to panic and asked.*
*"Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?"they said.*
*"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name;
they just moved in.*
*She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a
Porsche for fifteen dollars."*
*"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother to the boys father, "John, you go
right up there and see what's going on."*
*So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!*
*He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know what was going on."*
*Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.I
thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run
off to Hawaii with his secretary. *



*The secretary took his money and left him after they had arrived.*



*He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded. *



*He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I
did."*
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Stuff like that has happened before. Couple gets divorced, agree to sell car and split money.
Wife sells sports car for $10.

Didja hear about the UK radio DJ? Wife sold car on ebay recently...

 

My wife threatens me everyday...

 

Do yourself a favor and go put your car in your own name.

 

I know a guy whose sister sold the brand new Camaro Z28 her dad bought her for $75.00 so she could score some more crack.