Porsche Owners Dont Get Laid!!!!!!
05-08-2004, 11:20 AM
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It's quite obvious to me that this survey does NOT take 944 owners into consideration - two reasons...
1st - I get all I can handle.
2nd - They keep telling us that a 944 isn't "really" a Porsche.
So I guess it doesn't apply after all.
1st - I get all I can handle.
2nd - They keep telling us that a 944 isn't "really" a Porsche.
So I guess it doesn't apply after all.
05-08-2004, 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by mcavour
I think what the study fails to mention is that most Porsche owners (new Porsches...) are generally old, and in a mid-age crisis... Off course, none of us fall into that category, right? RIGHT????!!
I think what the study fails to mention is that most Porsche owners (new Porsches...) are generally old, and in a mid-age crisis... Off course, none of us fall into that category, right? RIGHT????!!
My car doesnt attract women at all....first its only got one seat and two its loud as hell....and third.....Im rick james bitch....Enjoy yourself....
05-08-2004, 12:55 PM
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Originally posted by pete77930
That Study is all wrong...My 930 gets a lot of assists to me getting laid.
That Study is all wrong...My 930 gets a lot of assists to me getting laid.
Maybe a study of dog owners getting laid is in order?
05-08-2004, 03:17 PM
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BAAAAAD!
So tell me - why do I not only run into more women, but women in Porsches!?
Of course, I don't mind, lol, but I thought it would have been guys!
Hmmm...I think a poll is in order here! I am going to post it in OT.
- Julie
Of course, I don't mind, lol, but I thought it would have been guys!
Hmmm...I think a poll is in order here! I am going to post it in OT.
- Julie
05-08-2004, 09:23 PM
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this chick at the sears auto center was hitting on me big time when i told her i needed an alignment on the 944, she threw out all sorts of lines, including "take me home with you" "it's adorable" (the car not me i guess) "good looking guys with nice cars always are married or have women" (that one was directed at me partially) and "this is a good way for me to steal guys numbers" (as she put my number into the computer). i told her to take my number and call me, which she seemed excited by, but no calls yet...... maybe a BMW would have gotten me all the way??
i'm off to browse 850Ci's on ebay...
i'm off to browse 850Ci's on ebay...
05-09-2004, 01:05 AM
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You must have one hell of a Sears.
ONE HELL of a Sears.
Did you walk in naked or something. Im not doing something right because nobody ever says a thing to me when Im driving my cars. Ive probably filled up 100 times and never once has a chick said nice car. Do I have a Snuggle hanging out of my shorts or something?
ONE HELL of a Sears.
Did you walk in naked or something. Im not doing something right because nobody ever says a thing to me when Im driving my cars. Ive probably filled up 100 times and never once has a chick said nice car. Do I have a Snuggle hanging out of my shorts or something?
05-09-2004, 02:49 AM
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I drove past the gas station window then parked and went inside to get smokes for a coworker (I think its disgusting, but oh well). She IDs me... Then promptly starts hitting on me. "Wow you have REALLY nice eyes, yours are the nicest eyes ive ever seen! Theyre just amazing!!"
At this point I back the hell outta there ASAP, she knows im 19, she looks 40. Riiiiiiiiiiight see ya lady.
Not sure if it was the Porsche, or if I could have gotten an assist from my eyeballs...
At this point I back the hell outta there ASAP, she knows im 19, she looks 40. Riiiiiiiiiiight see ya lady.
Not sure if it was the Porsche, or if I could have gotten an assist from my eyeballs...
05-09-2004, 03:24 AM
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I Haven't had my car long but I can say I have both men and women wanting a piece because of my car. So I know that study is wrong because us women do get laid. Hell somtimes we can have our pick of the bunch, men or other women whatever we prefer
05-09-2004, 05:06 AM
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I gotta say my 951 never got me laid. Most people dont even know its a Porsche.
The only car I have ever drivin that got me laid was when my uncle visited and he let my brother and I take his Lincoln Navigator for the night. That car braught alot of woman to the door.
Who would think a fancy Ford Excursion (basicaly what a Navigator is) would get me laid before a Porsche would.
My daily driver is a Saturn SL1 so I dont think that thing would get me laid either. Maybe I should go rent a 996TT for a day, that should work.
The only car I have ever drivin that got me laid was when my uncle visited and he let my brother and I take his Lincoln Navigator for the night. That car braught alot of woman to the door.
Who would think a fancy Ford Excursion (basicaly what a Navigator is) would get me laid before a Porsche would.
My daily driver is a Saturn SL1 so I dont think that thing would get me laid either. Maybe I should go rent a 996TT for a day, that should work.
05-09-2004, 02:43 PM
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Originally posted by Shutemup
well a 40 year old woman could teach ya a thing or three......
well a 40 year old woman could teach ya a thing or three......
I prefer women my own age... She also works as a gas station attendent...
05-09-2004, 05:24 PM
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Actually my car worked a bit in college....but doesnt work at all anymore, just gotta depend on my good looks...HAHA...crackin myself up....
05-09-2004, 08:21 PM
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Originally posted by UDPride
I thought the battle cry was we were compensating for small tallywackers.
By we, I mean, all of you.
I thought the battle cry was we were compensating for small tallywackers.
By we, I mean, all of you.
Let us not foget SUV's of the namby-man crowd. The Isuzu Amigo (wanna be MY friend, stud?), the Suzuki Samurai (it's a f**king Samurai, for Chrissakes!), and the Geo Sidekick (again, proving Geo's strange aversion to producing automobiles for the "en fuego" crowd).
I hafta agree with Marc G on this...
"Wingdog makes pickup lines disappear...
if he could pick one up, you'd buy him a beer!
WingDOOOOOOG!"
Me, Ozzydog, a frisbee and some sunny weather is all it takes sometimes. When I have a girl over, I usually leave Oz in the living room. Afterwards, I go have a smoke and let him outside, he always gives me a hi-5. Yeah, it's just cuz he's happy to see me in the same room with him, BUT after I truly handle my duties, I tell my buds I was so good that even the DOG was hi-fiving me!