Porsche Owners Dont Get Laid!!!!!!
05-07-2004, 12:49 PM
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OK whats the last car you want to drive as a man that will attract other men?
Has to be only one of two automobiles:
The VW Cabriolet
The neon purple Pontiac Sunfire
Has to be only one of two automobiles:
The VW Cabriolet
The neon purple Pontiac Sunfire
05-07-2004, 12:52 PM
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Originally posted by UDPride
OK whats the last car you want to drive as a man that will attract other men?
Has to be only one of two automobiles:
The VW Cabriolet
The neon purple Pontiac Sunfire
OK whats the last car you want to drive as a man that will attract other men?
Has to be only one of two automobiles:
The VW Cabriolet
The neon purple Pontiac Sunfire
Geo Metro Convertible (preferably in flaming red)
05-07-2004, 01:55 PM
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Originally posted by UDPride
I think my approach needs work. In my 930, I usually end up saying, "Get your fingers off the fecking car you ingrained dog pumper!!!!"
I guess some women find that a tinge off color. Typical.
I think my approach needs work. In my 930, I usually end up saying, "Get your fingers off the fecking car you ingrained dog pumper!!!!"
I guess some women find that a tinge off color. Typical.
05-07-2004, 02:59 PM
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I'm pretty sure this survey was only targeted at 944 drivers. 911 drivers have *** tossed their way constantly. The Porsche Alarm system on the 911 was actually specifically built to keep out the hordes of women that try to climb into the car -- at stoplights, outside bars, on the freeway, etc.
It's tiring, I have to tell you.
It's tiring, I have to tell you.
05-07-2004, 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by tifosiman
You forgot:
Geo Metro Convertible (preferably in flaming red)
You forgot:
Geo Metro Convertible (preferably in flaming red)
The topic heading is about not getting enough action despite driving a Porsche. I thought the battle cry was we were compensating for small tallywackers.
By we, I mean, all of you.
05-07-2004, 05:35 PM
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i dont have the time nor the money for a girl. i am usually under my car cleaning something up, fixing something, or driving her. and when i work on it, i usually end up with black hands from all the greese, then i get an itch on my face , and well you know what happens next. and after all that work i have no time for a shower i must go for a cruise
05-07-2004, 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by Dave
Did anyone else notice that the men are getting some ~ 0.2 more often that the women for most car makes? If the women aren't having sex as often, who are the men having sex with?!?
Did anyone else notice that the men are getting some ~ 0.2 more often that the women for most car makes? If the women aren't having sex as often, who are the men having sex with?!?
05-08-2004, 01:48 AM
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LOL, great thread! That survey HAS to be messed up. You are all forgetting one thing, WOMEN LIKE MONEY! Believe it or not, anything you can do that shows you are loaded, is going to work, GAURENTEED. You drive a porsche, so automatically people are going to think you have the money to back it up. That is unless you drive a brown 944 with spider webbed paint and is missing the front spoiler.
My advice: Make her think you are rich. Use big words, dress nice, etc.
Now screw her and dump her before she finds out you are actually poor. Granted you aren't going to find your dream wife
this way, but it is a good way to get some on the weekends.
My advice: Make her think you are rich. Use big words, dress nice, etc.
Now screw her and dump her before she finds out you are actually poor. Granted you aren't going to find your dream wife
this way, but it is a good way to get some on the weekends.