Travis - sflraver

hahaha, I would rather just let them go than have to deal with the aftermath of that.

Z-man

Oh, I get it!! I think this is a 'not-so-subte' hint that she needs you to redo your wardrobe!

Has she been watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," while you're working on your car in the garage?

I'd be scared. Very scared.
And worried.
-Z-man.

Dave

About 25 years ago I showed up at the home of my closest friend early in the morning (OK, around noon, but when your 16-17, noon IS early). I could tell imediatly he was upset about something. His mother had been telling him he needed a new denim jacket for quite a few months, she bought him a replacement but he liked the old one better, she threw it out and he went and retrieved it. Today she had raised it up a notch, as he held it up I saw that she had wtitten across the back in giant indelible ink letters, "THROW ME OUT, I"M TRASH."
I could see why he was annoyed, this would be a tough thing to fix and the new jacket would take years to break in correctly. I came up with an idea and I told my friend to find the marker that his mom had done this terrible thing with.
Two letters later the jacket was better than ever, for 3 days my friend proudly wore his jacket that now read "throw me out I'm trashed," much to his mother's horror. On the fourth day his mother burned the jacket while he was asleep but we knew we had fought the good fight.

bloodraven

lmao

classic...almost sounds like a tifo-ism...

nineeagles

I guess If I were to put my girls old underwear on E-bay I might get some bids.......by the way she is very sexy......hmmmmmmmm

mrmunky

sell some of her stuff on ebay, see how she likes it.

inactiveuser92616

uranium oxide tint... I know uranium oxide is on the low level of radioactivity.... but it is still SOMEWHAT radioactive. You sure you want that in your house, let alone next to sensitve stereo equipment?

Jeremy Himsel

Travis, look at the bright side......At least they're not full of drunken **** stains. (not that that's ever happened to me)

I say you get even. Take a few of her "personals" (thongs work well) and put them out on e-bay. Send us a link to the auction and let us bid the hell out of them. Copy and paste her descriprion of your jeans. "Used thong, well worn, some holes, a few stains".....they look awesome. You can't find these at the mall........ Imagine the look on her face when we bit it up to $2,500.

Dan Gallagher

What was that "private" auction she paid super fast for on the 15th from " double_d22"?

Travis - sflraver

Thats a good question Dan...

Maybe she picked up something fun that I am not yet aware of. I will have to do a little snooping around tonight ...

Baron009

Hmm, I need a good pair of work slacks. What's the bidding up to now?

MartinT

Hmm....if she wants to bump up the price....try the well known tactic for selling Porsche parts on Ebay.....just have her pose topless.....if it worked for spacers and suspension other and other Porsche parts.....it'll work for pants.


j/k

Edit: Can't find link to the posts from a few months back...grrr

Travis - sflraver

I would but I dont sell anything big enough to cover any of the parts that count so I would have to list it in the adult section.

Red 944

Sounds like a deal then, Travis

User 462021

What! No bids?