Oil_Slickrick

You could by St Luis and build a moat round it all for you.. Money talks!

dgi 07

In , On or in the general area of your 996?

gnat

I would hire someone to remove the motor and clean it and the engine bay after every drive!

AWDGuy

I'd buy everyone in my city 4 or 5 tesla power wall batteries, and a roof full of solar panels. take a drone picture of everyone in our city flipping the bird at it and send that to Ontario Hydro.

edit. lol - didn't even read the 1st post....oops

I would take the time off, take Jakes engine building course and finish my 4.0 build and then go trade it in for a turbo.

racesx

CarlOrton

It ain't bangers & mash, I'll let you in on that much!

frisbee91

Sport seats, new top. Aero kit. New front bumper.

I'm a simple man.

gnat

That looks like something I'd do

redlineblue

I'd ship it to Raby and split DD between my new 981 CaymanS and my new Cayenne, slowly tweaking the latter for support truck duty. Once the 996 is ready, I'd spend the April to July on the best-fed gear head coast-to-coast raid Ever.
I'd lollygag on the West Coast till my aubergine Singer was ready, call my nephew to come pick up his 'new' 996, and drive back (same parameters, different route).

sparks259

Not sure what I would do with mine, but a Singer would be on the list.

phil996cab99

New parking space:

gnat

I'll buy up and part out (after hoarding for awhile) as many 996s as it takes to run the remaining a value up over 993 values!

Then I'll corner the market on used parts for the few suckers that still have 996s and drive them to sell until our's is the last and worth $2B!

Yeah. That's it. That'll work!

inshoremako

Rally Car set up and have Jake do the 4.0 build! Then drive all 50 states doing random good deeds!

993GT

Fellow Onterrible-ian? Awesome idea

gnat

What will $15 buy me in the 966 world?