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VW 911R Equivalent!!!
07-13-2018, 12:26 PM
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Year: 2017
Make: Volkswagen
Model: GTI
Mileage (numbers only please): 8900
Color: White
VIN: 3VW447AU9HM014078
Price (no $ sign please): $20499
Private or Dealer Listing: Private Listing
Location (Region): SouthEast
Body Style: Speedster
Transmission Type: PDK
2 or 4 Wheel Drive?: 2 Wheel Drive
Engine Type: Fuel Injection
Stereo System: AM-FM CD
07-13-2018, 05:01 PM
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No, BUT ...
If the lucky buyer were to have a doggo his back seat would never suffer the consequences of its cuteness.
I was holding this back because I didn't want to fry the rennlist servers ...
FITTED REAR SEAT COVER!!!
And yes, this high quality oem accessory is also included free of charge.
If the lucky buyer were to have a doggo his back seat would never suffer the consequences of its cuteness.
I was holding this back because I didn't want to fry the rennlist servers ...
FITTED REAR SEAT COVER!!!
And yes, this high quality oem accessory is also included free of charge.
07-13-2018, 06:42 PM
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No, BUT ...
If the lucky buyer were to have a doggo his back seat would never suffer the consequences of its cuteness.
I was holding this back because I didn't want to fry the rennlist servers ...
FITTED REAR SEAT COVER!!!
And yes, this high quality oem accessory is also included free of charge.
If the lucky buyer were to have a doggo his back seat would never suffer the consequences of its cuteness.
I was holding this back because I didn't want to fry the rennlist servers ...
FITTED REAR SEAT COVER!!!
And yes, this high quality oem accessory is also included free of charge.
you sir drive a hard bargain.
07-13-2018, 10:54 PM
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Best piece of literature I've read in months. Deserve every penny for your eloquence. They're great cars. Had a blast in my Golf R during the short period of ownership.
07-14-2018, 07:13 AM
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Ok so I didn’t want to mention this in the opening post for fear of creating so much excitement that someone gets hurt.
The keen eyed of you might have spotted this in the pictures and wondered if you were dreaming.
Did you know we have seasons?
It’s true!
I looked it up on the mighty wikipedia and she tells me that there are in fact four of them … for now.
Let me ask you this … are you adequately prepared for all four? Is your car carpet?
Well don’t panic and brace yourselves, because this vehicle has oem ALL season accessory floor mats!!!
For those of you waking up from the fainting, I repeat, these are ALL season floor mats.
Now think about this for a second, these are not mono-seasonal floor mats, they are not bi-seasonal either, tri-seasonal would be something to behold, and quad-seasonal floor mats would be too sweet to contemplate right?
But ALL season?
That means when the pointdexters at the university decide to add more seasons, as they are due to do, you will still be covered.
They could add ten of them or even hundreds, and all that new weather, and you’re still golden, and more importantly, your GTI floors will be metaphorically golden.
And if they were really golden, you know because of golden shower monsoon season, it would wash right off.
All the meanwhile all those other poor bastards who currently thrive in their short sighted four season floorrmat smugness, will be falling woefully short of seasonal coverage … they will envy the dead, and more importantly, you.
How crazy is that?
And, AND, they are included at no extra cost, WITH LOGO!!!
Season ad infinitum carpet coverage, GTI tribe identification branded right into them … what a time to be alive.
And apparently the tires are all season too!
The keen eyed of you might have spotted this in the pictures and wondered if you were dreaming.
Did you know we have seasons?
It’s true!
I looked it up on the mighty wikipedia and she tells me that there are in fact four of them … for now.
Let me ask you this … are you adequately prepared for all four? Is your car carpet?
Well don’t panic and brace yourselves, because this vehicle has oem ALL season accessory floor mats!!!
For those of you waking up from the fainting, I repeat, these are ALL season floor mats.
Now think about this for a second, these are not mono-seasonal floor mats, they are not bi-seasonal either, tri-seasonal would be something to behold, and quad-seasonal floor mats would be too sweet to contemplate right?
But ALL season?
That means when the pointdexters at the university decide to add more seasons, as they are due to do, you will still be covered.
They could add ten of them or even hundreds, and all that new weather, and you’re still golden, and more importantly, your GTI floors will be metaphorically golden.
And if they were really golden, you know because of golden shower monsoon season, it would wash right off.
All the meanwhile all those other poor bastards who currently thrive in their short sighted four season floorrmat smugness, will be falling woefully short of seasonal coverage … they will envy the dead, and more importantly, you.
How crazy is that?
And, AND, they are included at no extra cost, WITH LOGO!!!
Season ad infinitum carpet coverage, GTI tribe identification branded right into them … what a time to be alive.
And apparently the tires are all season too!
07-14-2018, 03:12 PM
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There's a lot to be said for a car that you can drive, enjoy, and not worry about. Speaking as a "real" R owner (Golf R, that is), the MK7 VWs make great daily drivers. Surprisingly trackworthy too!
