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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:44 PM
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Hey guys - take a look at this picture and help a brother out.

I noticed this white-ish substance on the lid. It looks like something in the engine either splattered up (venting expansion tank?), or something else less sinister, perhaps.

It's not bird crap - it won't wash off, which is why I am concerned it is something chemical.

Anyone else ever see this on their car?

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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:47 PM
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my WAG is coolant
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:48 PM
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Something more sinister you say? Was it this guy striking again?


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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:50 PM
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Oh boy...it's going to be one of THOSE threads....
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Kalashnikov
Something more sinister you say? Was it this guy striking again?


I was taking mental bets on who would post this first. You win a cookie!
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kromdom
my WAG is coolant
I assume WAG is "wild *** guess"?

That was mine too, but the coolant tank appears to be exactly the level it has been for the last 6 months.

EDIT - re-inspected the underside and there's no evidence of coolant splatter in the engine bay.
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodman71
I was taking mental bets on who would post this first. You win a cookie!
Hopefully a frosting-free cookie
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RickMiller
Oh boy...it's going to be one of THOSE threads....
When is it not???

Let's deduce.

Of all the fluids that can go into a 996 engine, which one would leave a white residue upon drying. Oil? Nope. Brake fluid? Nope. Tranny Fluid? Nope. Windshield Washer fluid? Maybe, but not ergonomically correct. Battery fluid? Uh...no. Blinker Fluid? Wrong color.

That can only leave one answer. Dried Unicorn Semen.

Or coolant...
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:16 PM
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from past posts......send a sample to blackstones and they can deny it is from a tinkerbell getting excited
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo911
When is it not???

Let's deduce.

Of all the fluids that can go into a 996 engine, which one would leave a white residue upon drying. Oil? Nope. Brake fluid? Nope. Tranny Fluid? Nope. Windshield Washer fluid? Maybe, but not ergonomically correct. Battery fluid? Uh...no. Blinker Fluid? Wrong color.

That can only leave one answer. Dried Unicorn Semen.

Or coolant...
OK Gonz, I know it's not unicorn spooge because it didn't glow under my blacklight.

So, let's say it is coolant - how the heck would it be mostly on the topside of the spoiler lid, without evidence of a spill underneath?

Also, would coolant stain the paint? I assume yes...whatever it is, it seems to be permanently part of the deck lid now.


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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodman71
OK Gonz, I know it's not unicorn spooge because it didn't glow under my blacklight.

So, let's say it is coolant - how the heck would it be mostly on the topside of the spoiler lid, without evidence of a spill underneath?

Also, would coolant stain the paint? I assume yes...whatever it is, it seems to be permanently part of the deck lid now.
I change my vote for some random foreign substance. Unless it happens again. Then you have ghosts.
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:42 PM
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Whatever it is, it's pissing me off, because I can't get it to go away. It seems it has to be something from the engine, there's no evidence of the substance anywhere else on the car. Unless it's because the deck lid is plastic the substance stains it in a way it would on the rest of the car.

Guess it's a mystery, and I know how Rennlisters love their mysteries.
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:44 PM
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Maybe a passerby dropped their ice cream???
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:46 PM
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Looking again at the picture, whatever the stuff is seems to have come from above, as it looks like it entered the air box coupling..
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Old Jan 13, 2017 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bash Hat
Maybe a passerby dropped their ice cream???
Acid ice cream, as it seems to have seeped into the paint.
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