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Old 12-24-2015, 08:19 PM
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Once again,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive
and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016 but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make Canada great (but not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, gender, religious faith, choice of
computer platform or sexual preference of the wisher.

[By accepting this greeting you are accepting the following terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable, but without alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
him-or-herself or other and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.]

one more thing... this was NOT sent from my iPhone or other
mobile handheld or wearable devices.
Happy New Year!!!
Old 12-24-2015, 08:36 PM
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and in order to avoid unnecessary cruelty to reindeer, we have these substitutes....

Old 12-24-2015, 08:55 PM
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Hehe, I accept your greetings, Ronan. And may you and/or your loved ones also be blessed with same.

P.S. I have read all terms and conditions.
Old 12-24-2015, 09:28 PM
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Thank you, Ronan. That was pretty funny...T
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Happy Kwanzaa honky!!
Old 12-25-2015, 09:44 AM
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I'II just try to be somewhat normal (the somewhat is the kicker).

Merry and a Jolly Christmas to each and all. Let's have happiness and most of all, be safe.



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