Sputter

Receiver

Anyone want to pay me to use their tickets?

theiceman

what the habs win one game in 6 and he is out of hiding now ?

Torontoworker

99three

I heard the Comedy Network will be airing the upcoming Leaf raod trip games.

Steve Martin

Says it all!!




I cant seen to post an image, so here is the link...

http://davidpisarek.com/blog/2006/04...o-maple-leafs/

JimV8

Plenty of time. I like the speed of their attack. Once they hit stride watch the goal production. Hopefully they won't wait until March to find their game.

Sputter

Damn, i like that. I'm going to make one for my house. I'm surrounded by leaf fans in my neigbourhood.

Jaak Lepson

Gave up on them after the Canada Russia series in 1972. Hocky after that series was a letdown.

The prices are scaring away people as well ... no way I'm going to support teams so they can get multi-million paycheques a year ...

Turbodan

Hey Leafs are looking good...they haven't lost a game in almost a week!!!!
GO LEAFS GO
GO LEAFS GO!

theiceman

..and I don't think there record will get any worse over the next day or two ..... although it would apear anything is possible..

Zeeman28a

Just some humour. Need to have some with our teams.

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one...

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A. None of them can play hockey.

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Where is the Red-Light-District in Toronto?
A. Its behind the Leafs net in the Air Canada Centre!

Sputter

That series was so big we had televisions going in our classrooms at school.

Bergamasco

I'm with you, Jaak. Give me a quarter of one of their salaries and I'm sure that I can learn to skate and get at least a couple of goals.