LuigiVampa

I'd rather pee standing up than have the lower lap time.

Coochas

When I see you at G52, I'll show you how I pee standing up,....when you're strapped into your car.

LuigiVampa

Do you want me to bring the ladder or do you have one?

Coochas

No, but my doctor says I'm not supposed to lift anything heavy so I might ask for help.

LuigiVampa

By the time your pee starts dribbling past your prostate I'll be putting my car on the trailer to drive back home!

Veloce Raptor

You two ought to get a room

Coochas

Well, yeah. You got me on that one.
Todd with a man bun? He'd be saying "Cayman my ***."

LuigiVampa

I have a pube bun.

Coochas

When I was at VIR last month there was a guy with a crew cut except he had a big man bun on the top of his head.
I didn't realize this was a real thing until I saw the guy.
Not an acceptable look. Friggin weird.

Veloce Raptor

Ahem

LuigiVampa

Brooklyn is still littered with hipster idiots sporting this look. How ironic and non-conformist are you if everyone around you has the same stupid hairstyle.

Veloce Raptor

Same with Austin. And the same goes for trendy tattoos

LuigiVampa

Can Coochas and I get back to insulting each other now?

Veloce Raptor

After you take your Midol

LuigiVampa

I just barbequed steak, chicken, steak kabobs, chicken kabobs, hot dogs, ribs, and asparagus (because I am all about the vegatables).

Also currently drinking a cold one and smoking a nice stogie. I should be calm until tomorrow morning.