So old, it's new again.......

Who will win???

 

Without the pressure to win the WDC Lewis will be unstoppable.

 

Lewis team roles Nico to the win.

 

Nico and Hamilton crash, get out of their cars, and have an old style NASCAR dustup... the fans will cheer in joy and delight!! From that day forward all Mexican wrestling masks will look like Hamilton's and Rosberg's helmet... it will be epic!!

Either the above or Hamilton will gift Rosberg a pity win, they will hug on the podium, and my interest in F1 will drop to the lowest level it has ever been... forcing me into a vision quest to re-think my life priorities.

 

Pastor Maldonado has a high speed hit during the grid formation causing a DNF of every car,....except for Sato through an incredible act of cosmic irony.

 

lmao

 

Sergio is on the podium with one lap to go. He starts waving to his fans at corner 9, causing his Force India to shut down and falls back in the order, finishing 12th. The fans mob him anyway after the race.

Nico is all fed up with the humiliation of COTA and goes all out, letting down his hair, and secures his third place in the driver's championship.

Kimi learns two of the driver's names this week, one is Vettel.

 

too funny guys

given Merc will want to retain cry baby and 2nd place Hammy will 'have a problem' gifting the win to the one with the fat bottom lip then Seb will hound him into making a mistake and the red cars will take first and second with Sergio sending the crowd into pure Tequila deleriam with 3rd place.

 

Hamilton smells blood and baby urine coming from the other side of the garage. So Hamilton

 

I havn't had dinner yet and am oddly craving a Burrito now.

 

Hamilton

 

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and go for Eddie Cheever for the win...

 

Nice!

 

You thought I was making this stuff up:

 

Does it really matter anymore? Now, where's my Bernie mask?