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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 05:59 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 06:29 PM
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That was close. A couple more feet and that car would have landed on my fire extinguisher!!
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 06:37 PM
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Walking away from the press car, Hans thought to himself, "Launch control works, but it could use wheelie bars."
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 06:38 PM
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Where's Arnold when you need him?

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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 06:39 PM
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Wie sagt man "ran outta talent" auf Deutsch?
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 06:46 PM
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Oh well ...neither side is shiny now.
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 07:17 PM
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Ken Block can sideways flying drift in a Fiesta, so I imagined that it would be easy in a Porsche!
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 07:18 PM
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Alternative: "The engine's still in the wrong place."
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 07:19 PM
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"I'm never gonna wave to another driver again."
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 07:44 PM
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Pastor Maldonado's daily driver.
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 07:59 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 08:02 PM
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"Drive your Porsche like it was intended"
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 08:06 PM
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"I don't understand. Kibort said these tires were fine..."
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 09:30 PM
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Raid. kills bugs dead.
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 10:02 PM
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"Good tires", Bob mused, "but certainly not great tires."

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