Alonso - W-T-F?! Caption please.
12-22-2011 | 01:23 PM
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We interrupt this thread for an important announcement.
Sir A.Wayne, Raj and Luis dePrat, please go ahead ...
We now return you to your normally scheduled DV programming, here on the Oprah Channel of F1 ....
Sir A.Wayne, Raj and Luis dePrat, please go ahead ...
We now return you to your normally scheduled DV programming, here on the Oprah Channel of F1 ....
12-22-2011 | 01:56 PM
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You are on fire!
You forgot: "I am the Queen of all Douche Bags."
12-22-2011 | 01:59 PM
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I realize I should have waited to open this thread on XMAS day, but I just couldn't wait...I ran as fast as my little footie pajamas would allow me to get to the keyboard.
12-22-2011 | 03:19 PM
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This is my favorite.... especially based on the man crush the Alonso ball washers were throwing out after the "speed" Alonso showed during practice. Kind of reminds me of the Oakland Raider fans who are set to win the Superbowl every August and early September, only to come down to reality by October.... 
12-22-2011 | 07:03 PM
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12-22-2011 | 07:11 PM
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Alonso announces his own racing series ... The DV Formula Cup
Thank you for coming today.
I am announcing a new racing series. I have left Fauxmula 1 since it was clear that it was rigged and I wasn't allowed to win as often as my talent deserves.
I am the President and Chief
I am the Editor in Chief of the only official publication.
Sir A.Wayne is the sole PR representative for the DV Cup.
I own the TV rights and all satellites currently in geosynchronous orbit.
I am the #1 driver on every team in the series
I am the winner of every race, unless some proven otherwise
Every driver in the series has an equal chance to finish 2nd or 3rd.
Sebastian Vettel and Adrian Newey have been given lifetime bans from my series.
Thank you for coming today.
I am announcing a new racing series. I have left Fauxmula 1 since it was clear that it was rigged and I wasn't allowed to win as often as my talent deserves.
I am the President and Chief
I am the Editor in Chief of the only official publication.
Sir A.Wayne is the sole PR representative for the DV Cup.
I own the TV rights and all satellites currently in geosynchronous orbit.
I am the #1 driver on every team in the series
I am the winner of every race, unless some proven otherwise
Every driver in the series has an equal chance to finish 2nd or 3rd.
Sebastian Vettel and Adrian Newey have been given lifetime bans from my series.