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Um....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
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is the logo misplaced or is the plate misplace ;-)
could it be the new 997.2GT3RS special edition with 500hp and 4.0L dry sump motor? |
Car owned by Stripper from Mons Venus!
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Originally Posted by Werkstatt
(Post 7933366)
Car owned by Stripper from Mons Venus!
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Originally Posted by Werkstatt
(Post 7933366)
Car owned by Stripper from Mons Venus!
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Wait, why is that Panamera wearing a Lexus crest ?
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Originally Posted by Werkstatt
(Post 7933366)
Car owned by Stripper from Mons Venus!
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I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. <>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." |
Mons is the best. Not much to look at from the outside but inside is different story all together.
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Originally Posted by 007DT
(Post 7934068)
I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. <>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." Click here for appropriate response :D Professional Racing and Driving Coach |
Dave, your avatar continues to be too distracting. :)
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Dave, was that spotted in Maryland? I was on the Baltimore beltway with my son a couple days ago and some punk kid driving the same car with the same tag cut my son off while he was trying to manage rush hour traffic.
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Originally Posted by 007DT
(Post 7934068)
I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. <>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: |
My computer gave me a malicious software warning when I clicked on the link.
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