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09-28-2010, 11:24 PM
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Um....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
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09-28-2010, 11:36 PM
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is the logo misplaced or is the plate misplace ;-)
could it be the new 997.2GT3RS special edition with 500hp and 4.0L dry sump motor?
could it be the new 997.2GT3RS special edition with 500hp and 4.0L dry sump motor?
09-28-2010, 11:46 PM
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09-29-2010, 12:04 AM
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09-29-2010, 10:50 AM
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I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
09-29-2010, 11:45 AM
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I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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09-29-2010, 01:32 PM
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Dave, was that spotted in Maryland? I was on the Baltimore beltway with my son a couple days ago and some punk kid driving the same car with the same tag cut my son off while he was trying to manage rush hour traffic.
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09-29-2010, 03:12 PM
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I have a joke that fits this thread...
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
<>"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
