Notices
Racing & Drivers Education Forum
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

P.J. O'Rourke on which car handles best.....

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 06-21-2010, 11:43 AM
  #1  
Veloce Raptor
Rennlist Member
Thread Starter
 
Veloce Raptor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Guess...
Posts: 41,760
Received 1,548 Likes on 818 Posts
Talking P.J. O'Rourke on which car handles best.....

"There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a rear-engined car. I say a rented car. Nothing handles better than a rented car. You can go faster, turn corners sharper, and put the transmission into reverse while going forward at a higher rate of speed in a rented car than in any other kind.”


LMMFAO!!!!!









Professional Racing and Driving Coach
Old 06-21-2010, 12:29 PM
  #2  
924RACR
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
924RACR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Royal Oak, MI
Posts: 3,980
Received 74 Likes on 59 Posts
Default

I have since come to realize that test cars have even higher performance limits than rentals...
Old 06-21-2010, 01:24 PM
  #3  
Capt. Slow
Intermediate
 
Capt. Slow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Texas, soon to be Mexico...
Posts: 49
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"There is no road too rough and no load too big for a rental car."

- The Captain of Slow
Old 06-21-2010, 02:33 PM
  #4  
Chaos
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
Chaos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Columbus
Posts: 12,683
Received 262 Likes on 198 Posts
Default

Someone elses car !
Old 06-21-2010, 03:04 PM
  #5  
AlpharettaRK
Addict
Rennlist Member
 
AlpharettaRK's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 680
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

My company delivery vehicles have the exact same qualities, evidently.
Old 06-21-2010, 03:33 PM
  #6  
Seth Thomas
Rennlist Member
 
Seth Thomas's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Cumming, Ga
Posts: 2,263
Received 250 Likes on 121 Posts
Default

Just ask any race team out there or so I hear
Old 06-21-2010, 04:15 PM
  #7  
TedA
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
TedA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Deep Creek, Virginia
Posts: 834
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Ahem....cough...I attempt to treat other peoples cars better than I do my own. It makes for funny stories ...I live for funny storries. Horsepower will hurt me. I'm good with that. And thanks to the people that have "forced" me to track their cars...with HP.
Old 06-21-2010, 05:50 PM
  #8  
Veloce Raptor
Rennlist Member
Thread Starter
 
Veloce Raptor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Guess...
Posts: 41,760
Received 1,548 Likes on 818 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Seth Thomas
Just ask any race team out there or so I hear
cough Nissan Sentra cough Road Atlanta cough March 2006 cough










Professional Racing and Driving Coach
Old 06-22-2010, 04:57 AM
  #9  
brendo
Three Wheelin'
 
brendo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sarasota, FL. Home of Florida Man.
Posts: 1,268
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

we just put in some pretty good times with the rental car some poor dumb bastard showed up in - at ORP (oregon raceway park).

dollar in to drive, slowest has to ensure a ride around the track in the trunk (safety concerns gave the slowest a reprieve).

good fun, we kept the shiny side up.
Attached Images   
Old 06-22-2010, 05:45 AM
  #10  
333pg333
Rennlist Member
 
333pg333's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 18,917
Received 96 Likes on 79 Posts
Default

"Nothing handles like a Hire car" used to be a mantra amongst the Musos who were always hiring cars.

That's pretty funny Brendo, lol.
Old 06-22-2010, 07:19 AM
  #11  
TeamDrugMoney
Burning Brakes
 
TeamDrugMoney's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Trying to be the driver my car wants me to be
Posts: 1,249
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by 333pg333
"Nothing handles like a Hire car" used to be a mantra amongst the Musos who were always hiring cars.

That's pretty funny Brendo, lol.
OT funny avatar Dude!
Old 06-22-2010, 02:47 PM
  #12  
John H
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
John H's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Portsmouth, Ohio
Posts: 5,117
Received 67 Likes on 47 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Gregg Lewis
Someone elses car !
remind me not to share my car with you for an enduro
Old 06-22-2010, 03:00 PM
  #13  
Ritter v4.0
Rennlist Member
 
Ritter v4.0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Nassau, Bahamas and Duluth, Ga.
Posts: 4,339
Received 99 Likes on 47 Posts
Default

Seth- remember that girl at the BMW race school last year at Road Atlanta in the Saturn rental- it was a Saturn wasn't it?
As I recall car did not make it through the day- transmission balked at the abuse- but showed courage (as did she).
Old 06-22-2010, 04:26 PM
  #14  
chris walrod
Guru
Lifetime Rennlist
Member


Rennlist Small
Business Sponsor

 
chris walrod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: yorba linda, ca
Posts: 15,738
Received 100 Likes on 51 Posts
Default

They (rental cars) dont float well in hotel pools, so I've heard.
Old 06-22-2010, 05:47 PM
  #15  
shustermeister
Racer
 
shustermeister's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Royal Palm Beach, FL
Posts: 453
Received 17 Likes on 15 Posts
Default

I remember a few years back, a guy rented a Jaguar sedan and used it for a DE event - put it in the wall, causing quite the fender bender. He'd purchased the insurance through Hertz, so they got him another car and he showed up for the second day of the event. If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it.


Quick Reply: P.J. O'Rourke on which car handles best.....



All times are GMT -3. The time now is 10:28 AM.