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Old 11-18-2008, 03:15 PM
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If the goal is to make 1st place more important, why not just add a few more points for it? F1 is going in the wrong direction with all these goofy rule changes.
Old 11-18-2008, 03:24 PM
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Your right, just make 1st place 12 or 15 points. Whatever they say it's still a point system, it has to be.
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Just invert the grid after qualifying for crying out loud..
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...maybe even flip a coin as to determine which direction the race itself will be run..

...random water sprinklers at various parts of each circuit? how about a chain race.. that'll amuse us
Old 11-18-2008, 04:04 PM
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the last two championships have been determined in the final race of the season, why would they change a thing to do with the points system?

more points to first place just means the champion will be determined in qualifying
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Bernie's divorce must be scrambling his brain. I have this to say to him about that:


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Old 11-19-2008, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by chris walrod
Just invert the grid after qualifying for crying out loud..
Close. The Wheel of Inversion would work great for F1. Make cars pit at half-time then spin a wheel to determine your placement going out. Hey, it worked GREAT for Speed World Challenge at Charlotte.

I still wanna break something every time I think about that.
Old 11-19-2008, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TheOtherEric
Close. The Wheel of Inversion would work great for F1. Make cars pit at half-time then spin a wheel to determine your placement going out. Hey, it worked GREAT for Speed World Challenge at Charlotte.

I still wanna break something every time I think about that.
That was soooooo ****ed up!
Old 11-19-2008, 02:50 PM
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LMAO @ wheel of inversion. That was the worst thing that was called racing I've ever seen.

Remember the tractor tire chicanes that people would hit, and move thereby creating a "systematically adjusting environment" to race in? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

BTW this is retarded, just change the freaking point system, is this supposed to be so easy a caveman can do it by having the drivers show up with a pile of medals and count them at the end of the season? Just stupid. Either way, with a big enough lead, you wont need to win the last race, unless they make the season finale worth adjustable to whatever amount it needs to be for anyone in the top 5 driver points to win. That would be interesting.
Old 11-19-2008, 04:34 PM
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Put the Indy 500 back on the F1 calendar (yes, the 500 in May). The cost would be a drop in the bucket for these teams to lease a car for one month.

Make the points for this race equal at least triple any other race that season.

Better yet, why not have the entire F1 field compete in 1-2 NACAR races....yea, that would be awesome!
Old 11-19-2008, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Hacker-Pschorr
Put the Indy 500 back on the F1 calendar (yes, the 500 in May). The cost would be a drop in the bucket for these teams to lease a car for one month.

Make the points for this race equal at least triple any other race that season.

Better yet, why not have the entire F1 field compete in 1-2 NACAR races....yea, that would be awesome!
I still feel the "World Driving Championship" is very lacking unless it includes AT LEAST:

Indy 500 (IRL)
Le Mans (Endurance Racing)
Monaco GP (F1)
Daytona 500 (NASCAR)
Monaco Rally (WRC) (or is there a better 'crown jewel' for WRC?)
Paris-Dakar (Endurance Rally)

some other events to fill out the calendar:

Brazilian GP
British GP
Belgian GP
Italian GP
Talledega 500
Coca-Cola 600
Rolex 24
Old 11-19-2008, 05:43 PM
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24 hours of LEMONS, SCCA Autocross and ........ how about a time trial or 2
Old 11-19-2008, 05:50 PM
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The championship should be time based like the Tour de France. If you win by 10 seconds one week and lose by ten seconds to your rival the next then you're even. If you have a great week and lap the field you get to suck the rest of the year and stil possibly win the championship.

It would certainly put more focus on reliability. By the way, a DNF would have a set time loss similar to being lapped.
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Originally Posted by chrisp
The championship should be time based like the Tour de France. If you win by 10 seconds one week and lose by ten seconds to your rival the next then you're even. If you have a great week and lap the field you get to suck the rest of the year and stil possibly win the championship.

It would certainly put more focus on reliability. By the way, a DNF would have a set time loss similar to being lapped.
Interesting idea, here's one more to add to that:

Make a 'best 15 of 18' rule or something like that. I dislike the possibility of a single DNF essentially eliminating a competitor for the rest of the year, which could easily happen, especially in a tight year. Grand Prix racing is not supposed to be endurance racing - I want to see the stakes raised so that fighting for a win is of utmost importance, but still have the 19th place worth enough that we get to see 3-wheeled cars circling the track.
Old 11-19-2008, 06:10 PM
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I'm sure Max and Bernie are open to ANY Ideas.

I would find it hard to believe there are any "Throw Away" races in professional racing. Imagine Schumacher and Ferrari not racing the last 4 or 5 races because they have the championship locked up already.


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