never mind - mod please delete
08-09-2007, 03:27 PM
#37
Originally Posted by kurt M
Fatherhood. His first salvo, fired at my chest with little warning, was a kill shot so second third and forth loads were harmlessly expended into his lap. No I am not getting any ad money from TPC but a new shirt would be nice.
Thank God it's not Thousand Island on the salad that I'm eating for lunch while surfing at my desk!
It is bleu, or rather blew cheese though.
Nice written description too.
Steve
08-09-2007, 04:14 PM
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Little Boy Blue....
He needed the money.
He needed the money.
08-09-2007, 09:45 PM
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An Amish Boy
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."
