Mike in Chi

I'm in Sebring Fla
and fitting right in to scene --
Old guy droving slow

In qualifying
Look I turned a thirty three!
NOOOO - it's two timers.

thirty seven's all,
even new Hoosiers can't help.
Ghetto curse on me?

The first time ever
personal best isn't beat.
which way shuffleboard?

Wait! Still got some sKilLz
in sprint I start twenty-third
and drove to fifteenth.

Sunday's enduro
will be Turtle crucible
Let's kick some ***

BT takes the green
with Jeff to get the checker.
run like shell between

Good start, and moving up
The Tortoise team is hungry
Time for rabbit stew

Oh ****! Full course red
But what is this, can it be?
we're fourth overall!

Sure some have pitted
And we still have to pull in
But the run is on

Back on track
No F-ers will get by us
The turtle gallops

It's mandatory
you must pit for five minutes.
No less, maybe more.

Pull into pit lane
And hit the timer's button.
Fuel and Jeff straps in

But wait! WTF?
The timer is reading zero
it hasn't started!

As Chicago sang
"Does anybody really
know what time it is?"

Bitter taste in mouth
A delicious rabbit stew
turned to turtle soup

Such humanity!
Why do we deserve such fate?
Karma kicking ***.

Did the unthinkable
what no mentor can do
I hazed my mentee

Not just a stranger
But my good friend from college,
Had to bust his *****

One pic we put
on his innocent red ***,
Other one I got

PETA was peavish
The Race gods were offended
The turtle got bit.

FARK

Veloce Raptor

sweet

Mike in Chi

Had vigra mouthful
forgot to post all the pics.
Now they're included

Veloce Raptor

that is no surprise
oh did I say that out loud?
frankie got your tongue?

Mike in Chi

Pissy this morning, Davey?
You get kicked out again?

Veloce Raptor

negatory hoss
don't confuse issue with facts
depends what "is" is

Mike in Chi

Billary!

Veloce Raptor

Ahem....

Mike in Chi

OMG ROFLing
And great shot of her holiness

Veloce Raptor

cough cough Spitzer Swallows? cough

picture says NEITHER

Larry Herman

A life of leisure
The Big Turt can crank them out
A haiku genius

Larry Herman

I prefer Osama Obama.

Veloce Raptor

Thank you very little.

Mike in Chi

BTW, my Mentee had a great weekend (despite the handicap of his Mentor).
MRW on RL, Mr Walsdorf to his employees.
Mike finished way up the E order in the Sprint.
He did manage to get a 360 view of turn 17, not once but twice.
And if that doesn't make you an experienced racer, nothing will.
Congrats on a great first weekend, Mike

Mike in Chi

thank you dear Larry
But this isn't much leisure
Rennlist fill time work

Mike in Chi is name
But just my Rennlist cover
I'm really Frankie